The 12 Days of Fantasy Draft
On the first day of fantasy draft, my league gave to me, running back Adrian Peterson.
On the second day of fantasy draft, my league gave to me, two mock drafts and running back Adrian Peterson.
On the third day of fantasy draft, my league gave to me, three injury reports, two mock drafts, and running back Adrian Peterson.
On the fourth day of fantasy draft, my league gave to me, four smack posts, three injury reports, two mock drafts and running back Adrian Peterson.
On the fifth day of fantasy draft, my league gave to me, five first round busts, four smack posts, three injury reports, two mock drafts and running back Adrian Peterson.
On the sixth day of fantasy draft, my league gave to me, six chicken wings, five first round busts, four smack posts, three injury reports, two mock drafts and running back Adrian Peterson.
On the seventh day of fantasy draft, my league gave to me, seven fantasy websites, six chicken wings, five first round busts, four smack posts, three injury reports, two mock drafts and running back Adrian Peterson.
On the eighth day of fantasy draft, my league gave to me, eight worthless magazines, seven fantasy websites, six chicken wings, five first round busts, four smack posts, three injury reports, two mock drafts and running back Adrian Peterson.
On the ninth day of fantasy draft, my league gave to me, nine losers in my basement, eight worthless magazines, seven fantasy websites, six chicken wings, five first round busts, four smack posts, three injury reports, two mock drafts and running back Adrian Peterson.
On the tenth day of fantasy draft, my league gave to me, ten text messages about Brett Favre, nine losers in my basement, eight worthless magazines, seven fantasy websites, six chicken wings, five first round busts, four smack posts, three injury reports, two mock drafts and running back Adrian Peterson.
On the eleventh day of fantasy draft, my league gave to me, eleven gripes about lineups, ten text messages about Brett Favre, nine losers in my basement, eight worthless magazines, seven fantasy websites, six chicken wings, five first round busts, four smack posts, three injury reports, two mock drafts and running back Adrian Peterson.
On the twelfth day of fantasy draft, my league gave to my wife, twelve names of divorce lawyers, eleven gripes about lineups, ten text messages about Brett Favre, nine losers in my basement, eight worthless magazines, seven fantasy websites, six chicken wings, five first round busts, four smack posts, three injury reports, two mock drafts, and running back Adrian Peterson.