Standings

Week 1 is in the books, and every favorite covered the spread but the Gunmen, who were embarassed in Celt action by the Jackhammers. Mike "you're in good hands with" Alstott was the main man for the 'hammers. The Federals also get in the Celt win column with a nice game over the Rangers. Rod Smith was solid for the Feds. The Commandos got 6 each from Ron Dayne and Stacey (a football player named Stacey!) Mack to drop the Generals. There were bench points plenty in this one. The Coronas round out the Vandal action with a convincing win over the Wahoos. The bad news is the Coronas lose Joey Galloway for the season. The Fingers use scores from Duce and SD along with a sweet 6 from Commish favorite Marcus Robinson (kuk kuk a ju) to drop the Slayers. Marshal Faulk tried to make this respectable for the Slayers, but nothing could stop the most balanced team in the league. That Cain trophy might just be headed the Fingers' way. And in our barn burner of the week, the Focken A's score 36 on just 2 players,
but it wasn't enough as Punchey got large with Jimmy Smith, Az Hakim and Edge James to post the Goth win.
Genetic Jackhammers 31
Federals 25
Commandos 22
Kash's Coronas 38
Super Susan's Slayers 20
Focken A's 36
The Lone Gunmen 28
RaggedyAssRangers 9
The Generals 17
The Wahoos 16
Brian's Badfingers 36
Team Punchey 42
2000 Week #1 Standings
Celts
  Record Division Non-Div Pts Pts
  W L T W L T W L T For Agnst
Genetic Jackhammers 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 31 28
Federals 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 25 9
The Lone Gunmen 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 28 31
RaggedyAssRangers 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 9 25
Vandals
  Record Division Non-Div Pts Pts
  W L T W L T W L T For Agnst
Kash's Coronas 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 38 16
Commandos 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 22 17
The Generals 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 17 22
The Wahoos 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 16 38
Goths
  Record Division Non-Div Pts Pts
  W L T W L T W L T For Agnst
Team Punchey 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 42 36
Brian's Badfingers 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 36 20
Focken A's 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 36 42
Super Susan's Slayers 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 20 36
Current Week's Transactions
1. The Lone Gunmen Traded K HANSON,JASON (DET) to 8. The Generals
8. The Generals Traded K SEDER,TIM (DAL) to 1. The Lone Gunmen
11. Focken A's Dropped K PETERSON,TODD (---)
11. Focken A's Dropped RB HARRIS,RAYMONT (---)
11. Focken A's Picked Up RB MOREAU,FRANK (KC)
11. Focken A's Picked Up K ANDERSEN,MORTEN (ATL)
7. Commandos Put RB LEVENS,DORSEY (GB) on Injured Reserve
7. Commandos Picked Up RB MACK,STACEY (JAX)
8. The Generals Put RB TAYLOR,FRED (JAX) on Injured Reserve
8. The Generals Picked Up RB ALLEN,JAMES (CHI)
Next Week's Fantasy Schedule
The Generals at The Lone Gunmen
The Wahoos at RaggedyAssRangers
Brian's Badfingers at Federals
Team Punchey at Genetic Jackhammers
Focken A's at Kash's Coronas
Super Susan's Slayers at Commandos
Week #2 NFL Schedule
New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles 1:00pm
Kansas City Chiefs at Tennessee Titans 1:00pm
Oakland Raiders at Indianapolis Colts 1:00pm
Chicago Bears at Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1:00pm
Green Bay Packers at Buffalo Bills 1:00pm
Miami Dolphins at Minnesota Vikings 1:00pm
Cleveland Browns at Cincinnati Bengals 1:00pm
Jacksonville Jaguars at Baltimore Ravens 1:00pm
St. Louis Rams at Seattle Seahawks 4:15pm
New Orleans Saints at San Diego Chargers 4:15pm
Carolina Panthers at San Francisco 49ers 4:15pm
Washington Redskins at Detroit Lions 4:15pm
Atlanta Falcons at Denver Broncos 4:15pm
Dallas Cowboys at Arizona Cardinals 8:20pm
New England Patriots at New York Jets 9:00pm
Bye Teams
Pittsburgh Steelers      
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