Standings

Fingers get caught "Studless in Seattle". Coach Finger does it again and benches $90 million stud back Steven Davis, saying, and I quote, "He'll never score against Tampa." Wrong. Studs get up and produce in the big games coach, that's why they call them "studs". Instead, Coach Finger starts uber-stiff Robert Holcolmbe, who doesn't even sniff the goal line despite the Rams hanging 57 on the Bolts. So after General's kicker Wilkins gets 21 of that 57 by himself, the Fingers are left hoping Elvis Grbac and the Seattle D can deliver a win on Monday Night. Sorry. In other news, Team Punchey finally tastes defeat at the hands of the rising Wahoos, who have suddenly won 2 in a row. The usual suspects, Warner and Bruce, led the way. The Focken A's move into a tie with the Punchsters with a solid win over the Jackhammers. Randy Moss and his 18 were dope, but contributions came from all around. The Slayers continue the Goth trend and beat up on the Federals. Marshall Faulk and his protege, Charlie Garner,
do the damage here. The AssRangers move out of the Celt basement with a win over the fast sinking Commandos. The best news for the Commandos on this one is that Errict Rhett is out for 6 weeks and the Commandos can find a real player on the wire. Finally, the Gunmen make a move with the high score of the week and smoke the Coronas. Gunmen got very balanced scoring with every one except Donald Hayes finding pay dirt. This puts the Gunmen on a 3 game win streak.
Team Punchey 15
Brian's Badfingers 28
Focken A's 43
Super Susan's Slayers 44
Commandos 3
Kash's Coronas 31
The Wahoos 34
The Generals 31
Genetic Jackhammers 15
Federals 23
RaggedyAssRangers 22
The Lone Gunmen 48

2000 Week #5 Standings
Celts
  Record Division Non-Div Pts Pts
  W L T W L T W L T For Agnst
Federals 3 2 0 2 0 0 1 2 0 162 111
The Lone Gunmen 3 2 0 1 1 0 2 1 0 154 117
RaggedyAssRangers 2 3 0 0 2 0 2 1 0 91 115
Genetic Jackhammers 1 4 0 1 1 0 0 3 0 130 207
Vandals
  Record Division Non-Div Pts Pts
  W L T W L T W L T For Agnst
The Generals 3 2 0 0 2 0 3 0 0 116 116
Kash's Coronas 2 3 0 2 0 0 0 3 0 154 164
The Wahoos 2 3 0 1 1 0 1 2 0 135 136
Commandos 1 4 0 1 1 0 0 3 0 97 150
Goths
  Record Division Non-Div Pts Pts
  W L T W L T W L T For Agnst
Team Punchey 4 1 0 2 0 0 2 1 0 169 136
Focken A's 4 1 0 1 1 0 3 0 0 177 114
Super Susan's Slayers 3 2 0 0 2 0 3 0 0 177 159
Brian's Badfingers 2 3 0 1 1 0 1 2 0 132 169

Current Week's Transactions
10. Team Punchey Dropped RB KLEINSASSER,JIM (MIN)
10. Team Punchey Picked Up RB GREEN,AHMAN (GB)
7. Commandos Dropped WR BURRESS,PLAXICO (PIT)
7. Commandos Picked Up WR MORRIS,SYLVESTER (KC)
9. Brian's Badfingers Dropped WR ENGRAM,BOBBY (CHI)
9. Brian's Badfingers Picked Up WR HARRIS,JACKIE (DAL)

Next Week's Fantasy Schedule
Federals at Focken A's
Genetic Jackhammers at Super Susan's Slayers
The Generals at Team Punchey
The Wahoos at Brian's Badfingers
The Lone Gunmen at Commandos
RaggedyAssRangers at Kash's Coronas

Week #6 NFL Schedule
Washington Redskins at Philadelphia Eagles Sunday 1:00pm
New Orleans Saints at Chicago Bears Sunday 1:00pm
Green Bay Packers at Detroit Lions Sunday 1:00pm
Pittsburgh Steelers at New York Jets Sunday 1:00pm
Tennessee Titans at Cincinnati Bengals Sunday 1:00pm
Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins Sunday 1:00pm
Indianapolis Colts at New England Patriots Sunday 1:00pm
New York Giants at Atlanta Falcons Sunday 4:05pm
Seattle Seahawks at Carolina Panthers Sunday 4:15pm
Denver Broncos at San Diego Chargers Sunday 4:15pm
Oakland Raiders at San Francisco 49ers Sunday 4:15pm
Cleveland Browns at Arizona Cardinals Sunday 4:15pm
Baltimore Ravens at Jacksonville Jaguars Sunday 8:20pm
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Minnesota Vikings Monday 9:00pm
Bye Teams
St. Louis Rams   Kansas City Chiefs    
Dallas Cowboys        

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