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Fingers get caught "Studless in Seattle". Coach Finger does it again and benches $90 million stud back Steven Davis, saying, and I quote, "He'll never score against Tampa." Wrong. Studs get up and produce in the big games coach, that's why they call them "studs". Instead, Coach Finger starts uber-stiff Robert Holcolmbe, who doesn't even sniff the goal line despite the Rams hanging 57 on the Bolts. So after General's kicker Wilkins gets 21 of that 57 by himself, the Fingers are left hoping Elvis Grbac and the Seattle D can deliver a win on Monday Night. Sorry. In other news, Team Punchey finally tastes defeat at the hands of the rising Wahoos, who have suddenly won 2 in a row. The usual suspects, Warner and Bruce, led the way. The Focken A's move into a tie with the Punchsters with a solid win over the Jackhammers. Randy Moss and his 18 were dope, but contributions came from all around. The Slayers continue the Goth trend and beat up on the Federals. Marshall Faulk and his protege, Charlie Garner,
do the damage here. The AssRangers move out of the Celt basement with a win over the fast sinking Commandos. The best news for the Commandos on this one is that Errict Rhett is out for 6 weeks and the Commandos can find a real player on the wire. Finally, the Gunmen make a move with the high score of the week and smoke the Coronas. Gunmen got very balanced scoring with every one except Donald Hayes finding pay dirt. This puts the Gunmen on a 3 game win streak.
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| Team Punchey |
15 |
| Brian's Badfingers |
28 |
| Focken A's |
43 |
| Super Susan's Slayers |
44 |
| Commandos |
3 |
| Kash's Coronas |
31 |
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| The Wahoos |
34 |
| The Generals |
31 |
| Genetic Jackhammers |
15 |
| Federals |
23 |
| RaggedyAssRangers |
22 |
| The Lone Gunmen |
48 |
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2000 Week #5 Standings
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Celts
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| Federals |
3 2 0 |
2 0 0 |
1 2 0 |
162 |
111 |
| The Lone Gunmen |
3 2 0 |
1 1 0 |
2 1 0 |
154 |
117 |
| RaggedyAssRangers |
2 3 0 |
0 2 0 |
2 1 0 |
91 |
115 |
| Genetic Jackhammers |
1 4 0 |
1 1 0 |
0 3 0 |
130 |
207 |
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Vandals
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| The Generals |
3 2 0 |
0 2 0 |
3 0 0 |
116 |
116 |
| Kash's Coronas |
2 3 0 |
2 0 0 |
0 3 0 |
154 |
164 |
| The Wahoos |
2 3 0 |
1 1 0 |
1 2 0 |
135 |
136 |
| Commandos |
1 4 0 |
1 1 0 |
0 3 0 |
97 |
150 |
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Goths
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| Team Punchey |
4 1 0 |
2 0 0 |
2 1 0 |
169 |
136 |
| Focken A's |
4 1 0 |
1 1 0 |
3 0 0 |
177 |
114 |
| Super Susan's Slayers |
3 2 0 |
0 2 0 |
3 0 0 |
177 |
159 |
| Brian's Badfingers |
2 3 0 |
1 1 0 |
1 2 0 |
132 |
169 |
| Current Week's Transactions |
| 10. Team Punchey |
Dropped RB KLEINSASSER,JIM (MIN) |
| 10. Team Punchey |
Picked Up RB GREEN,AHMAN (GB) |
| 7. Commandos |
Dropped WR BURRESS,PLAXICO (PIT) |
| 7. Commandos |
Picked Up WR MORRIS,SYLVESTER (KC) |
| 9. Brian's Badfingers |
Dropped WR ENGRAM,BOBBY (CHI) |
| 9. Brian's Badfingers |
Picked Up WR HARRIS,JACKIE (DAL) |
| Next Week's Fantasy Schedule |
| Federals |
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Focken A's |
| Genetic Jackhammers |
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Super Susan's Slayers |
| The Generals |
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Team Punchey |
| The Wahoos |
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Brian's Badfingers |
| The Lone Gunmen |
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Commandos |
| RaggedyAssRangers |
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Kash's Coronas |
| Week #6 NFL Schedule |
| Washington Redskins |
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Philadelphia Eagles |
Sunday |
1:00pm |
| New Orleans Saints |
at |
Chicago Bears |
Sunday |
1:00pm |
| Green Bay Packers |
at |
Detroit Lions |
Sunday |
1:00pm |
| Pittsburgh Steelers |
at |
New York Jets |
Sunday |
1:00pm |
| Tennessee Titans |
at |
Cincinnati Bengals |
Sunday |
1:00pm |
| Buffalo Bills |
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Miami Dolphins |
Sunday |
1:00pm |
| Indianapolis Colts |
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New England Patriots |
Sunday |
1:00pm |
| New York Giants |
at |
Atlanta Falcons |
Sunday |
4:05pm |
| Seattle Seahawks |
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Carolina Panthers |
Sunday |
4:15pm |
| Denver Broncos |
at |
San Diego Chargers |
Sunday |
4:15pm |
| Oakland Raiders |
at |
San Francisco 49ers |
Sunday |
4:15pm |
| Cleveland Browns |
at |
Arizona Cardinals |
Sunday |
4:15pm |
| Baltimore Ravens |
at |
Jacksonville Jaguars |
Sunday |
8:20pm |
| Tampa Bay Buccaneers |
at |
Minnesota Vikings |
Monday |
9:00pm |
| Bye Teams |
| St. Louis Rams |
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