There are no unbeatens in DFFL play! The Jackhammers join the Bandits, Sea Bass and Federals at a sweet 3-1. The Feds moved to that mark by bringing down the Hammers, who were hurt by Indy's week off. The Bandits smacked around the Generals with big points from all over. This just in, the Bandits are a good team and are about to Blitzkrieg right through the league. The Sea Bass are looking like serious contenders by taking out the Coronas to go to 3-1. Coach Spoelker gets my vote for Coach of the Year, even if he didn't give me his other ticket for Bob and Tom. In other action, The Lone Gunmen move to .500 with a win over the rapidly sliding Cardinals. Cards have worse luck than the Fingers, with 2 starters gone for the year. The A's also move to 2-2 with a nice win over the slumping champs. One score From the Marshall Plan wasn't enough to get it done. For the A's, a note to remember, always take the RB from a Norv Turner offense, but not the QB. And finally, in what should be called the Embarra sment Bowl, Punch wins a 1 point squeaker over the StinkyFingers. Fingers have no major injuries, so what's the excuse this year? If you say "Marty Schottenheimer", I'll take that.