Wow, hello Shaun Alexander! The Slayers are sorry we aren't already on a yardage system, as the young back rumbled for 266 and 3 touches to power the Slayers to a big defeat of the Cardinals. This puts the Slayers even with the A's, who came down with Finger disease, tinkered with his lineup, and gave one away to the Gunmen. The G-Men had already written this game off and were pleasantly surprised to come away with another T. O. powered win. Just think what this guy could do if he didn't hate his coach's guts. The Goth stragglers didn't help their causes either, with Punch rolling over for the Coronas and the Fingers leaving the winning margin on the bench versus the Sea Bass. The Bass remain the number 1 seed, with the Bandits close on their heels after the Bandits smack around the Celt number one team, The Federals. And send some props out to the season high scorer, the Jackhammers, who made the Generals break out the Rolaids with a 50-37 whipping. Usually, you score 37, you win big. Usually.