You hear that? That sound is little newborn Ashley Kash crying as Daddy collapses late in the year and the Coronas are bounced from the playoffs. A 3 game losing streak (including a 26+ point mauling this week from the Commish) when all he had to do was win to be in puts the Coronas in the TB. The Fed helped his cause with a 3 game win streak. Well, Fed boy puts that win streak against the Commish this week in round 1. I've got my own little streak going, 3 straight weeks with 65+ points, powered by the twin titans of Ricky Williams and LaDanian Tomlinson. The Cards back in and will play the Jackhammers in round 1. The Hammers go in strong with a come from behind smack of the hapless Generals.
Over in the Goth division, Punch is officially back baby with another 10 win season, finishing it off with a win over the Badfingers, who finish a distant 4th. And now the news we were all expecting, his stud (in his mind) RB Anthony Thomas is out for the rest of the year with you guessed it, a broken finger. The A's get tuned up for this week's action with a win over the Slayers, who fall to second place. The playoffs will be a repeat of this week's games for this division.
Y-Divison Champ
Playoff Schedule Week 14:
#4 Cards @ #1 Hammers
#3 Federals @ #2 Highlanders
#4 Fingers @ #1 Punch
#3 A's @ #2 Slayers
Toilet Bowl:
Generals @ Coronas
Next year's prelimary draft order: Generals, Coronas.