Standings

I have been asked (well, begged really) to show the Fingers some love and props for their awe-inspiring 2 point win over the now officially hapless General AssRangers. So here it is. Fingers use huge games from Donald Driver (he played so far over his head his nose is still bleeding) and Keyshawn Johnson to eek this one out. One of the few times Fingerman will be favored and he covered the spread. In the "real news" department, Punch was upset by of all people the A's. A-man used a mad game from Favre to post the 1 point upset. The Highlanders lead in the Celt was shortlived as the Jackhammers use monster output from Gannon and a nice game from Curtis Martin to post a big win. Jackhammers take over the division with the Coronas right on their heels on the strength of a nice win over the Cardinals. The Slayers are now the only unbeaten (5-0 is pretty sweet) with a win over the Federals. Holmes takes care of business while Faulk has muscle spasms.
Kash's Coronas 55 Carnivorous Cardinals 29
Federals 51 Super Susan's Slayers 59
Genetic Jackhammers 70 The Highlanders 33
Focken A's 38 Team Punchey 37
Brian's Badfingers 56 The Generals 54

2002 Week #5 Standings
Celts
  Record Win Division Non-Div Pts Avg Pts Avg  
  W L T Pct W L T W L T For PF Agnst PA Strk
Genetic Jackhammers 3 2 0 .600 3 1 0 0 1 0 230 46 192 38 2W
Kash's Coronas 3 2 0 .600 2 1 0 1 1 0 224 45 190 38 1W
The Highlanders 3 2 0 .600 1 2 0 2 0 0 251 50 222 44 1L
Federals 2 3 0 .400 1 2 0 1 1 0 227 45 247 49 2L
Carnivorous Cardinals 1 4 0 .200 1 2 0 0 2 0 195 39 256 51 4L
Goths
  Record Win Division Non-Div Pts Avg Pts Avg  
  W L T Pct W L T W L T For PF Agnst PA Strk
Super Susan's Slayers 5 0 0 1.00 3 0 0 2 0 0 313 63 223 45 5W
Team Punchey 4 1 0 .800 2 1 0 2 0 0 240 48 194 39 1L
Brian's Badfingers 2 3 0 .400 2 2 0 0 1 0 226 45 260 52 1W
Focken A's 2 3 0 .400 1 2 0 1 1 0 200 40 264 53 2W
The Generals 0 5 0 .000 0 3 0 0 2 0 221 44 279 56 5L

Waiver Wire Order
The Generals  
Carnivorous Cardinals  
Focken A's  
Federals  
Brian's Badfingers  
The Highlanders  
Kash's Coronas  
Genetic Jackhammers  
Team Punchey  
Super Susan's Slayers  

Current Week's Transactions
4. The Generals Put QB WARNER,KURT (STL) on Injured Reserve
4. The Generals Picked Up QB JOHNSON,BRAD (TB)
6. Focken A's Dropped RB BETTIS,JEROME (PIT)
6. Focken A's Picked Up RB LEWIS,JAMAL (BAL)
1. The Highlanders Put WR MASON,DERRICK (TEN) on Injured Reserve
1. The Highlanders Picked Up WR KENNISON,EDDIE (KC)

Next Week's Fantasy Schedule
The Highlanders at Kash's Coronas
Federals at Carnivorous Cardinals
Genetic Jackhammers at Brian's Badfingers
The Generals at Focken A's
Super Susan's Slayers at Team Punchey

Week #6 NFL Schedule
Detroit Lions at Minnesota Vikings Sunday 1:00pm
Baltimore Ravens at Indianapolis Colts Sunday 1:00pm
Carolina Panthers at Dallas Cowboys Sunday 1:00pm
New Orleans Saints at Washington Redskins Sunday 1:00pm
Buffalo Bills at Houston Texans Sunday 1:00pm
Atlanta Falcons at New York Giants Sunday 1:00pm
Green Bay Packers at New England Patriots Sunday 1:00pm
Cleveland Browns at Tampa Bay Buccaneers Sunday 1:00pm
Pittsburgh Steelers at Cincinnati Bengals Sunday 1:00pm
Oakland Raiders at St. Louis Rams Sunday 4:15pm
Jacksonville Jaguars at Tennessee Titans Sunday 4:15pm
Kansas City Chiefs at San Diego Chargers Sunday 4:15pm
Miami Dolphins at Denver Broncos Sunday 8:30pm
San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks Monday 9:00pm
Bye Teams
Arizona Cardinals   New York Jets    
Chicago Bears   Philadelphia Eagles    

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