DFFL 2003 Feel the Pain! Scores for 2003 Week #14

Whoa Coronas! Save some of those scores for next week baby! The Coronas make the statement of the playoffs by riding Clinton Portis' DFFL individual record 40 points (at least I think its a record) to a lopsided win over the Cards. The Commish had to sweat Monday night (literally when Martz sent my MVP Wilkins on a rushing attempt) but in the end posted a solid win on the Fugitives. A good team that never caught a break, watch out for the Fugees next season. Over in the Goth playoffs, Finger finally makes good and beats the Slayers in a tie break. There's still a big job ahead though Finger man, as Focken sends Punch home in a close game. In case anyone was watching, the Feds and Generals tied in the Toilet Bowl, with the Generals breaking the tie and posting their third straight Toilet Bowl "title". These teams were getting some props around the USPO, with owners wondering how they missed the playoffs, especially after the good showing from the Generals last week. Let's put it this way, neither team
broke 30, and the average for the 8 playoff teams was 54.6. Throw out the Coronas and Cards (the high and low scorers) to normalize the numbers and the mean was still 53.8. That's pretty much self explanatory.
Weekly Scores
The Fugitives 45 The Highlanders 57
Carnivorous Cardinals 29 Kash's Coronas 85
Team Punchey 57 Focken A's 60
Brian's Badfingers 52 Super Susan's Slayers 52
Federals 29 The Generals 29
DFFL 2003 Feel the Pain! Standings after 2003 Week #14
Celts   Win   Div NonDiv Pts Avg Pts Avg  
  W L T Pct GB W L T W L T For PF Ag PA Strk
y-The Highlanders 11 2 0 .846 --- 7 1 0 4 1 0 627 48 460 35 3W
x-Kash's Coronas 8 5 0 .615 3.0 6 2 0 2 3 0 538 41 544 42 2W
x-Carnivorous Cardinals 5 8 0 .385 6.0 3 5 0 2 3 0 476 37 573 44 1L
x-The Fugitives 5 8 0 .385 6.0 3 5 0 2 3 0 543 42 498 38 2L
Federals 2 11 0 .154 9.0 1 7 0 1 4 0 395 30 527 41 1L
Goths   Win   Div NonDiv Pts Avg Pts Avg  
  W L T Pct GB W L T W L T For PF Ag PA Strk
y-Focken A's 9 4 0 .692 --- 4 4 0 5 0 0 621 48 558 43 6W
x-Super Susan's Slayers 8 5 0 .615 1.0 6 2 0 2 3 0 660 51 506 39 1W
x-Brian's Badfingers 7 6 0 .538 2.0 4 4 0 3 2 0 568 44 655 50 2L
x-Team Punchey 6 7 0 .462 3.0 3 5 0 3 2 0 575 44 620 48 3L
The Generals 4 9 0 .308 5.0 3 5 0 1 4 0 534 41 596 46 1W
x- clinched playoff berth
y- clinched division title
Team Owner Statistics
  Start Pot Coach Bench Wkly Wkly Coulda Woulda Power
Team Pts Pts Grade Pts High Low Won Lost Rank
The Highlanders 684 852 80.3% 392 3 0 0 -5 32.72
Super Susan's Slayers 712 875 81.4% 294 4 0 +3 -3 28.62
Focken A's 681 819 83.2% 381 1 0 +2 -4 27.89
Kash's Coronas 623 767 81.2% 314 1 1 +3 -6 26.98
Brian's Badfingers 620 714 86.8% 224 0 1 +1 -6 23.17
Team Punchey 632 752 84.0% 291 2 1 +3 -4 22.02
The Fugitives 588 807 72.9% 479 1 0 +8 -3 20.41
Carnivorous Cardinals 505 727 69.5% 358 1 4 +2 -2 18.49
The Generals 563 701 80.3% 329 1 2 +7 -1 18.42
Federals 424 708 59.9% 461 1 8 +6 -1 12.02
DFFL 2003 Feel the Pain! Playoff Standings
Celts   Win   Div NonDiv Pts Avg Pts Avg  
  W L T Pct GB W L T W L T For PF Ag PA Strk
y-The Highlanders 1 0 0 1.00 --- 1 0 0 0 0 0 57 57 45 45 1W
x-Kash's Coronas 1 0 0 1.00 --- 1 0 0 0 0 0 85 85 29 29 1W
x-Carnivorous Cardinals 0 1 0 .000 1.0 0 1 0 0 0 0 29 29 85 85 1L
x-The Fugitives 0 1 0 .000 1.0 0 1 0 0 0 0 45 45 57 57 1L
Federals 0 1 0 .000 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 0 29 29 29 29 1L
Goths   Win   Div NonDiv Pts Avg Pts Avg  
  W L T Pct GB W L T W L T For PF Ag PA Strk
y-Focken A's 1 0 0 1.00 --- 1 0 0 0 0 0 60 60 57 57 1W
x-Brian's Badfingers 1 0 0 1.00 --- 1 0 0 0 0 0 52 52 52 52 1W
The Generals 1 0 0 1.00 --- 0 0 0 1 0 0 29 29 29 29 1W
x-Super Susan's Slayers 0 1 0 .000 1.0 0 1 0 0 0 0 52 52 52 52 1L
x-Team Punchey 0 1 0 .000 1.0 0 1 0 0 0 0 57 57 60 60 1L
x- clinched playoff berth
y- clinched division title
Waiver Wire Order
Federals
The Generals
The Fugitives
Carnivorous Cardinals
Team Punchey
Brian's Badfingers
Super Susan's Slayers
Kash's Coronas
Focken A's
The Highlanders
Current Week's Transactions
10. The Fugitives Removed QB VICK,MICHAEL (ATL) from IR  
10. The Fugitives Dropped RB MCGAHEE,WILLIS (BUF)  
Next Week's Fantasy Schedule
Kash's Coronas at The Highlanders
Brian's Badfingers at Focken A's
Week #15 NFL Schedule
Detroit Lions at Kansas City Chiefs Sunday 1:00pm
Seattle Seahawks at St. Louis Rams Sunday 1:00pm
Dallas Cowboys at Washington Redskins Sunday 1:00pm
Minnesota Vikings at Chicago Bears Sunday 1:00pm
San Francisco 49ers at Cincinnati Bengals Sunday 1:00pm
Buffalo Bills at Tennessee Titans Sunday 1:00pm
Atlanta Falcons at Indianapolis Colts Sunday 1:00pm
Jacksonville Jaguars at New England Patriots Sunday 1:00pm
Houston Texans at Tampa Bay Buccaneers Sunday 1:00pm
Pittsburgh Steelers at New York Jets Sunday 1:00pm
Baltimore Ravens at Oakland Raiders Sunday 4:05pm
Cleveland Browns at Denver Broncos Sunday 4:05pm
Carolina Panthers at Arizona Cardinals Sunday 4:15pm
Green Bay Packers at San Diego Chargers Sunday 4:15pm
New York Giants at New Orleans Saints Sunday 8:30pm
Philadelphia Eagles at Miami Dolphins Monday 9:00pm