DFFL 2003 Feel the Pain! Scores for 2003 Week #2

Welcome to 2-0 Punch, Coronas and Highlanders. And welcome to 0-2 Generals, Federals and Cardinals. First up, The Highlanders put a serious whippin on the Cards. The Cards 6 point players went AWOL, leaving QB Jerry Jeff Garcia as the lone ranger here. Commish got balance with double digits from Plax, Ricky and Edge. The Coronas had to wait until the 4th quarter on Monday night, but Amani "Its Not a" Toomer came through with double digits to post a nice win on the Slayers, despite Holmes' massive 23. If his RB corps ever gets really going, watch out for the Coronas. Smart keeper pick, smart draft. The Fugitives grab the 1 point squeaker over the Fed. That's twice in a row the Fed has lost close games. In both cases he left David "No Show" Boston in his lineup. Got to grab some I-net info Fed boy and check that "Please Come To" Boston is not practicing, and for Marty ball, if you don't practice, you don't play. Punch uses 3 scores from Travis Henry to send Focken A boy down to defeat, despite Jamal
Lewis's record setting day and huge day from L. Coles too. I'm still not sure how this happened exactly, but I guess it has something to do with Mike "Big Mouth Canadian" Vanderjagt scoring 15 and Marty Booker scoring 0. And finally, Mr. Finger, as he likes to be called, is on the big board with a win over the hapless Generals, the Arizona Cardinals of the DFFL. Just to note the margins, they were 1, 7, 6, 8 and 35.
Weekly Scores
The Highlanders 58 Carnivorous Cardinals 23
Super Susan's Slayers 45 Kash's Coronas 53
The Fugitives 41 Federals 40
Team Punchey 68 Focken A's 61
The Generals 46 Brian's Badfingers 52
DFFL 2003 Feel the Pain! Standings after 2003 Week #2
Celts   Win   Div NonDiv Pts Avg Pts Avg  
  W L T Pct GB W L T W L T For PF Ag PA Strk
The Highlanders 2 0 0 1.00 --- 2 0 0 0 0 0 96 48 53 27 2W
Kash's Coronas 2 0 0 1.00 --- 1 0 0 1 0 0 92 46 82 41 2W
The Fugitives 1 1 0 .500 1.0 1 1 0 0 0 0 78 39 79 40 1W
Federals 0 2 0 .000 2.0 0 2 0 0 0 0 70 35 79 40 2L
Carnivorous Cardinals 0 2 0 .000 2.0 0 1 0 0 1 0 61 31 108 54 2L
Goths   Win   Div NonDiv Pts Avg Pts Avg  
  W L T Pct GB W L T W L T For PF Ag PA Strk
Team Punchey 2 0 0 1.00 --- 1 0 0 1 0 0 118 59 99 50 2W
Super Susan's Slayers 1 1 0 .500 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 0 107 54 86 43 1L
Focken A's 1 1 0 .500 1.0 1 1 0 0 0 0 118 59 114 57 1L
Brian's Badfingers 1 1 0 .500 1.0 1 1 0 0 0 0 98 49 103 52 1W
The Generals 0 2 0 .000 2.0 0 2 0 0 0 0 79 40 114 57 2L
Waiver Wire Order
Carnivorous Cardinals
Federals
The Generals
The Fugitives
Brian's Badfingers
Focken A's
Super Susan's Slayers
Kash's Coronas
The Highlanders
Team Punchey
Current Week's Transactions
4. The Generals Dropped RB HAMBRICK,TROY (DAL)  
4. The Generals Picked Up QB BULGER,MARC (STL)  
Next Week's Fantasy Schedule
Team Punchey at The Highlanders
Carnivorous Cardinals at The Fugitives
Kash's Coronas at Federals
Brian's Badfingers at Focken A's
Super Susan's Slayers at The Generals
Week #3 NFL Schedule
Minnesota Vikings at Detroit Lions Sunday 1:00pm
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Atlanta Falcons Sunday 1:00pm
Pittsburgh Steelers at Cincinnati Bengals Sunday 1:00pm
New York Jets at New England Patriots Sunday 1:00pm
Kansas City Chiefs at Houston Texans Sunday 1:00pm
Jacksonville Jaguars at Indianapolis Colts Sunday 1:00pm
New Orleans Saints at Tennessee Titans Sunday 1:00pm
St. Louis Rams at Seattle Seahawks Sunday 4:05pm
Green Bay Packers at Arizona Cardinals Sunday 4:05pm
Cleveland Browns at San Francisco 49ers Sunday 4:15pm
New York Giants at Washington Redskins Sunday 4:15pm
Baltimore Ravens at San Diego Chargers Sunday 4:15pm
Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins Sunday 8:30pm
Oakland Raiders at Denver Broncos Monday 9:00pm
Bye Teams
Philadelphia Eagles   Dallas Cowboys
Carolina Panthers   Chicago Bears