DFFL 2003 Feel the Pain! Scores for 2003 Week #6

Okay, in the Celts, the Cards make a move and put down the Fugitives, whose scoring dropped precipitously this week. The Coronas reclaim the division lead with an uninspiring win over the Fed, who are now officially the absolute worst team in the league, not only with no wins but now with a single digit score. I don't think we've had anybody in single digits since adding yardage, so this was some feat. Looks like a new name goes on the Toilet Bowl trophy this year. That is if the Feds could win that game. Over in Goth-ville, the Fingers get large with the Running Green Brothers and send Punch below .500 and into last place, behind the (gasp) Generals. The Slayers grab the division lead with a convincing win over the A's. The A's looked indestructible a couple weeks ago, and now suddenly seem average. In the cross division game (speaking of the Generals), the Commish had to stay awake all night just as he predicted, but got just enough from Jeff Wilkins to take one from the much improved and now very dangerous Generals. Take note of the standings, the Fingers are the highest scoring team in the league, and props to the whole Goth division, they are the biggest point scorers. Only 2 teams in the Celts average over 40 (Fugees and Highlanders) and only 1 Goth team is under 40 (Generals, at 39). Note this week's schedule too. The Slayers have a gimme against the Feds in the out of division game, but everybody else will be in a dogfight.
Weekly Scores
The Highlanders 47 The Generals 43
The Fugitives 28 Carnivorous Cardinals 39
Federals 8 Kash's Coronas 15
Brian's Badfingers 56 Team Punchey 50
Super Susan's Slayers 65 Focken A's 39
DFFL 2003 Feel the Pain! Standings after 2003 Week #6
Celts   Win   Div NonDiv Pts Avg Pts Avg  
  W L T Pct GB W L T W L T For PF Ag PA Strk
Kash's Coronas 5 1 0 .833 --- 4 1 0 1 0 0 204 34 175 29 1W
The Highlanders 5 1 0 .833 --- 3 1 0 2 0 0 264 44 232 39 2W
Carnivorous Cardinals 3 3 0 .500 2.0 3 2 0 0 1 0 216 36 223 37 2W
The Fugitives 2 4 0 .333 3.0 2 3 0 0 1 0 282 47 240 40 2L
Federals 0 6 0 .000 5.0 0 5 0 0 1 0 160 27 249 42 6L
Goths   Win   Div NonDiv Pts Avg Pts Avg  
  W L T Pct GB W L T W L T For PF Ag PA Strk
Super Susan's Slayers 4 2 0 .667 --- 4 1 0 0 1 0 306 51 229 38 3W
Brian's Badfingers 4 2 0 .667 --- 2 2 0 2 0 0 307 51 320 53 3W
Focken A's 3 3 0 .500 1.0 3 3 0 0 0 0 282 47 283 47 1L
The Generals 2 4 0 .333 2.0 2 3 0 0 1 0 234 39 271 45 2L
Team Punchey 2 4 0 .333 2.0 1 3 0 1 1 0 259 43 292 49 4L
Waiver Wire Order
Federals
Team Punchey
The Generals
The Fugitives
Focken A's
Carnivorous Cardinals
Brian's Badfingers
Super Susan's Slayers
The Highlanders
Kash's Coronas
Current Week's Transactions
3. Brian's Badfingers Put WR ROGERS,CHARLES (DET) on Injured Reserve  
3. Brian's Badfingers Picked Up WR PARKER,ERIC (SD)  
3. Brian's Badfingers Dropped K CHANDLER,JEFF (SF)  
3. Brian's Badfingers Picked Up K HALL,JOHN (WAS)  
9. Kash's Coronas Put RB ALSTOTT,MIKE (TB) on Injured Reserve  
9. Kash's Coronas Picked Up RB PITTMAN,MICHAEL (TB)  
Next Week's Fantasy Schedule
Kash's Coronas at Carnivorous Cardinals
Federals at Super Susan's Slayers
The Fugitives at The Highlanders
Focken A's at Team Punchey
Brian's Badfingers at The Generals
Week #7 NFL Schedule
Dallas Cowboys at Detroit Lions Sunday 1:00pm
Baltimore Ravens at Cincinnati Bengals Sunday 1:00pm
Philadelphia Eagles at New York Giants Sunday 1:00pm
Washington Redskins at Buffalo Bills Sunday 1:00pm
New Orleans Saints at Atlanta Falcons Sunday 1:00pm
New England Patriots at Miami Dolphins Sunday 1:00pm
Tennessee Titans at Carolina Panthers Sunday 1:00pm
Denver Broncos at Minnesota Vikings Sunday 1:00pm
San Diego Chargers at Cleveland Browns Sunday 1:00pm
New York Jets at Houston Texans Sunday 4:05pm
Green Bay Packers at St. Louis Rams Sunday 4:05pm
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at San Francisco 49ers Sunday 4:15pm
Chicago Bears at Seattle Seahawks Sunday 4:15pm
Kansas City Chiefs at Oakland Raiders Monday 9:00pm
Bye Teams
Pittsburgh Steelers   Arizona Cardinals
Jacksonville Jaguars   Indianapolis Colts