ITS A SWEEP BABY! Celts sweep the Goths, sending the A's to their first L and the rest of the division to surprising 1-3. The Celts meanwhile do not have a team below .500. Let's get to the action! First up, in the annual Ferguson Bowl, the Commish stayed up till the last snap of the Monday night game, but the Highlanders hang on for a close win. Holmes was big for the Slayers, but the balanced scores from all positions delivered the win. Talking smack pays. I have talked smack both weeks I've won, and kept my mouth shut before both losses. No more. I'd lost my secret and now I've got it back. The Coronas vault to the top of the division with a sweet win over the Generals. Playing hurt players and taking doughnuts hurt the Generals. Manning and Westbrook did their parts, but it wasn't enough to overcome LT2 and the C's. Speaking of taking doughnuts, the wheels have officially come off on the Punch Wagon. The screwy situation with M. Bennett is killing Punch. But, hey, the good news is, Ricky is asking the league about his status if he wanted to come back and play. Sure Ricky, I'm sure the Dolphins would love to see you after they trade away a stud DE for a pick they wasted on a guy on IR. And he thought the linemen didn't block for him last year. The Fugitives use balance and an insane game from the NE D to send Focken to defeat for the first time. Finally, the defending "champs", get smoked by the Cards. How's it feel to be 3-1 Cards? Watch out guys, as long as Dunn is hot, this team is hot. Akers also had a big day for him. Picking those ex-UL guys isn't a bad strategy, they got game.