DFFL 2004 Feel The Pain! Scores for 2004 Week #5

SMACK TALK WORKS! Sorry for the thumpin' Punch, but you got in my way. Commish is high score for the week using balanced scoring. Double digits from 4 skill players gets the job done. This one could have been even bigger but I had a brain seizure and started Brady over Bulger. Elsewhere, the Coronas seize the division lead with a win over the Feds. Feds were very game with a monster game from Dante (time to look to deal McNabb, get something for him instead of letting him go to waste on the pine) but Coronas have too much balance and overcame the biggest individual performance of the day. The Fugitives stay with the Coronas using monster D (have given up the fewest points in the league by a good margin) to score a win over the Cards. Over in the also ran, I mean Goth land, The A's stay in the division lead by "beating" if you can call it that, the Fingers. 28 points isn't going to get it done anymore Champ. The Generals grab second place by beating the Slayers. Peyton Manning and and not taking goose eggs from anyone was the difference maker here.
Weekly Scores
Team Punchey 49 The Highlanders 79
Carnivorous Cardinals 42 The Fugitives 54
Kash's Coronas 62 Federals 54
Brian's Badfingers 28 A's 35
Super Susan's Slayers 49 The Generals 60
DFFL 2004 Feel The Pain! Standings after 2004 Week #5
Celts   Win   Div NonDiv Pts Avg Pts Avg  
  W L T Pct GB W L T W L T For PF Ag PA Strk
Kash's Coronas 4 1 0 .800 --- 3 1 0 1 0 0 295 59 256 51 4W
The Fugitives 4 1 0 .800 --- 2 1 0 2 0 0 279 56 197 39 3W
Federals 3 2 0 .600 1.0 2 2 0 1 0 0 233 47 235 47 1L
Carnivorous Cardinals 3 2 0 .600 1.0 1 2 0 2 0 0 226 45 227 45 1L
The Highlanders 3 2 0 .600 1.0 0 2 0 3 0 0 302 60 263 53 2W
Goths   Win   Div NonDiv Pts Avg Pts Avg  
  W L T Pct GB W L T W L T For PF Ag PA Strk
A's 4 1 0 .800 --- 4 0 0 0 1 0 288 58 200 40 1W
The Generals 2 3 0 .400 2.0 2 1 0 0 2 0 257 51 311 62 1W
Brian's Badfingers 1 4 0 .200 3.0 1 2 0 0 2 0 181 36 266 53 3L
Super Susan's Slayers 1 4 0 .200 3.0 1 3 0 0 1 0 236 47 274 55 2L
Team Punchey 0 5 0 .000 4.0 0 2 0 0 3 0 191 38 259 52 5L
Team Owner Statistics
  Start Pot Coach Bench Wkly Wkly Coulda Woulda Power
Team Pts Pts Grade Pts Highs Lows Won Lost Rank
Kash's Coronas 295 325 90.8% 127 1 0 0 -1 24.40
A's 288 337 85.5% 104 2 0 0 -2 22.91
The Fugitives 279 325 85.8% 163 1 0 0 0 22.60
The Highlanders 302 395 76.5% 167 2 0 +2 0 20.46
The Generals 257 326 78.8% 150 0 0 0 -2 19.16
Federals 233 288 80.9% 142 0 0 0 -2 17.58
Carnivorous Cardinals 226 273 82.8% 104 0 0 0 0 15.16
Super Susan's Slayers 236 312 75.6% 111 0 0 +3 0 14.17
Brian's Badfingers 181 252 71.8% 128 0 2 +1 0 11.17
Team Punchey 191 223 85.7% 119 0 3 +1 0 8.62
Waiver Wire Order
Team Punchey
Super Susan's Slayers
Brian's Badfingers
The Generals
The Highlanders
Carnivorous Cardinals
Federals
The Fugitives
Kash's Coronas
A's
Current Week's Transactions
4. The Generals Dropped WR STREETS,TAI (DET)  
4. The Generals Picked Up WR CALDWELL,RECHE (SD)  
1. The Highlanders Dropped WR KENNISON,EDDIE (KC)  
1. The Highlanders Picked Up WR GRAHAM,DANIEL (NE)  
1. The Highlanders Put WR CALICO,TYRONE (TEN) on Injured Reserve  
1. The Highlanders Picked Up ATLANTA DEFENSE  
Next Week's Fantasy Schedule
The Highlanders at Carnivorous Cardinals
Super Susan's Slayers at Kash's Coronas
The Fugitives at Federals
Team Punchey at A's
The Generals at Brian's Badfingers
Week #6 NFL Schedule
Washington Redskins at Chicago Bears Sunday 1:00pm
Seattle Seahawks at New England Patriots Sunday 1:00pm
Carolina Panthers at Philadelphia Eagles Sunday 1:00pm
San Francisco 49ers at New York Jets Sunday 1:00pm
Green Bay Packers at Detroit Lions Sunday 1:00pm
San Diego Chargers at Atlanta Falcons Sunday 1:00pm
Cincinnati Bengals at Cleveland Browns Sunday 1:00pm
Miami Dolphins at Buffalo Bills Sunday 1:00pm
Houston Texans at Tennessee Titans Sunday 1:00pm
Kansas City Chiefs at Jacksonville Jaguars Sunday 1:00pm
Denver Broncos at Oakland Raiders Sunday 4:15pm
Pittsburgh Steelers at Dallas Cowboys Sunday 4:15pm
Minnesota Vikings at New Orleans Saints Sunday 8:30pm
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at St. Louis Rams Monday 9:00pm
Bye Teams
Baltimore Ravens   Arizona Cardinals
New York Giants   Indianapolis Colts