OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH WEEEEEEEEEE, SOMEBODY GOT WHOOPED

In an offensive explosion the likes of which have never been seen in DFFL competition, the Coronas post a massive 59 points to destroy the Slayers. Fortunately, the Slayers didn't waste a big effort by their players, as they posted only 2, making this also the most lopsided game in DFFL history. Sorry Sis, but this had to be the lead story. In another close, tough loss for C4, Punchey got scores from both running backs to seal a 4 point victory. C4 finally got that big effort from the kicking game offensive coordinator Cameron Ferguson has been hoping for, but it wasn't enough. And again, a team that was struggling offensively got healthy at C4's expense. In the other Microsoft game, the Generals kept a hold on second place with a tight win over the Federals. Richie Cunningham's 9 was the difference. Moving to the Apple Division, the Norsemen dropped the formerly invincible Tigers with a score from Mike "you're in good hands with" Alstott. And in this week's cross division game, the Fingers posted yet another win by whipping the Wahoos. The total collapse of the Patriots is hurting the Wahoo offensive juggernaut. Only Karim Abdul-Jabbar is still consistently producing. On the other side of the coin, the Fingers are getting production from all over to compensate for Terrell Davis' recent scoring slump.

DFFL 97, sponsored by Dennis A. Cain Industries

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DFFL 97 Scoring Breakdown for WEEK #12
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AWAY						    HOME
Cam's Clobbering Cmp. Chips         Team Punchey          
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QB: GEORGE, JEFF        OAK   9     QB: COLLINS, KERRY      CAR  3
RB: ALLEN, TERRY        WAS   6     RB: MEANS, NATRONE      JAX  6
RB: BETTIS,JEROME       PIT   0     RB: PHILLIPS, LAWRENCE  STL  6
WR: BROWN, TIM          OAK   0     WR: CARTER, CRIS        MIN  2
WR: RISON, ANDRE        KC    0     WR: STOKES, J. J.       SF   0
WR: MCDUFFIE, O. J.     MIA   0     WR: MOORE, HERMAN       DET  6
K : MARE,OLINDO         MIA  12     K:  HANSON, JASON       DET  8
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          Starter Points =   27              Starter Points =   31

The Federals                        The Generals                  
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QB: ELWAY, JOHN         DEN   3     QB: STEWART, KORDELL    PIT   6
RB: KAUFFMAN, NAPOLEON  OAK   0     RB: SANDERS, BARRY      DET   0     
RB: MARTIN, CURTIS      NE    0     RB: BATES, MARIO        NO    0
WR: IRVIN, MICHAEL      DAL   6     WR: THIGPEN, YANCEY     PIT   6     
WR: SHARPE, SHANNON     DEN   6     WR: OWENS, TERRELL      SF    0     
WR: ALEXANDER, DERRICK  BAL   0     WR: GALLOWAY, JOEY      SEA   0     
K : DEL GRECO, AL       TEN   3     K : CUNNINGHAM, RICHIE  DAL   9    
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          Starter Points =   18               Starter Points =   21


The Wahoos                          Brian's Badfingers
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QB: BLEDSOE, DREW       NE    0     QB: FERROTTE, GUS       WAS   3
RB: ABDUL-JABBAR, KARIM MIA   6     RB: DAVIS, TERRELL      DEN   0
RB: CENTERS, LARRY      ARI   0     RB: ANDERSON, JAMAL     ATL  12     
WR: COATES, BEN         NE    0     WR: MARTIN, TONY        SD    0    
WR: REED, ANDRE         BUF   0     WR: JACKSON, MICHAEL    BAL   6
WR: DUDLEY, RICKEY      OAK   0     WR: WILLIAMS, KARL      TB    0
K : ANDERSEN, MORTEN    ATL   9     K:  WILKINS, JEFF       STL   3
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          Starter Points =   15               Starter Points =   24

Agu's Tigers                        The Norsemen
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QB: TESTAVERDE, VINNY   BAL   3     QB: MOON, WARREN        SEA   3
RB: GEORGE, EDDIE       TEN   0     RB: MURRELL, ADRIAN     NYJ   0
RB: WATTERS, RICKEY     PHI   0     RB: ALSTOTT, MIKE       TB    6
WR: BRUCE, ISAAC        STL   0     WR: REED, JAKE          MIN   0
WR: MCGEE, TONY         CIN   0     WR: SMITH, ROD          DEN   0
WR: JONES, BRENT        SF    0     WR: PICKENS, CARL       CIN   0
K:  KASAY, JOHN         CAR   7     K:  HOLLIS, MIKE        JAX   5
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          Starter Points =   10              Starter Points =    14     

Super Susan's Slayers               Kash's Coronas
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QB: JOHNSON, BRAD       MIN   1     QB: FAVRE, BRETT        GB    9
RB: HARRIS, RAYMONT     CHI   0     RB: LEVENS, DORSEY      GB   18
RB: BROUSSARD, STEVE    SEA   0     RB: DUNN, WARRICK       TB    0
WR: SMITH, JIMMY        JAX   0     WR: FREEMAN, ANTONIO    GB   12
WR: MATHIS, TERRANCE    ATL   0     WR: JETT, JAMES         OAK   6
WR: MCCAFFREY, ED       DEN   0     WR: JOHNSON, KEYSHAWN   NYJ   6
K:  VINATIERI, ADAM     NE    1     K:  JOHNSON, NORM       PIT   8
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          Starter Points =    2               Starter Points =   59