PUNCHEY, GENERALS, WAHOOS STREAK TO 2-0, CORONAS, FINGERS STUMBLE

Back to reality this week, only 2 teams break 30. Let's start with the teams that moved to 2-0. Punchey used the Jags' running attack to hold off a determined Federal assault. Punchey is also the total points leader so far. This drops a good Federal squad to 0-2, causing some division in the encampment along the James River. General McClellan is said to be quite upset with General Burnside. The Wahoos ride 4 more scores from Drew Bledsoe and a touchdown from surprise starter Amdre Reed to a big win over the Badfingers. The Fingers are now searching for some consistent scoring from someone other than Terrell Davis. The Generals score a win over division rival C4 to move to 2-0. Jason Elam provided the margin here. When asked about this week's collapse after the 40 point effort last week, C4 Offensive Coordinator Cameron Ferguson had this to say: "Mama, dada, lalalalala." Which makes about as much sense as any coach's soundbite ever has. At least he didn't say "We need to have some guys step up this week." The Norsemen get some respect with a big home opener win over the Slayers. The Cowboy Troika didn't provide the spark the Slayers needed to overcome the loss of Jerry Rice. Mike Hollis was the truth for the Horn Heads, putting up 16 huge points. Finally, the much hyped Coronas put up a baseball-like 4 points to fall to the Tigers. The Tigers didn't need Eddie George's 6 to smoke the Coronas. Hey, what's that smell? It should be a fine Dominican hand rolled corona, but instead it is a stinky old White Owl from 1974. Favre drops back, swallows a quick Vicadin, heaves it down field to a wide open Antonio Freeman, and , Freeman dribbles it off his face mask. I guess making TV commercials takes too much out of you. This commentator is beginning to think Freeman couldn't catch a head cold.

DFFL 97 Scoring Breakdown for WEEK #2

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The Generals                        Cam's Clobbering Cmp. Chips         
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QB: STEWART,KORDELL     PIT   6     QB: GEORGE,JEFF         OAK   6   
RB: CARTER,KI-JANA      CIN   0     RB: BETTIS,JEROME       PIT   6 
RB: SANDERS,BARRY       DET   6     RB: JOHNSON,ANTHONY     CAR   0 
WR: BROOKS,ROBERT       GB    0     WR: BROWN,TIM           OAK   0 
WR: HILLIARD,IKE        NYG   0     WR: FRYAR,IRVING        PHI   0 
WR: THIGPEN,YANCEY      PIT   0     WR: SCOTT,DARNAY        CIN   0 
K : ELAM,JASON          DEN   9     K : BONIOL,CHRIS        PHI   4 
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          Starter Points =   21               Starter Points =   16     

The Federals                        Team Punchey                        
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QB: ELWAY,JOHN          DEN   7     QB: MITCHELL,SCOTT      DET   6 
RB: MARTIN,CURTIS       NE    6     RB: MEANS,NATRONE       JAC  12    
RB: MURRELL,ADRIAN      NYJ   0     RB: STEWART,JAMES       JAC  12     
WR: IRVIN,MICHAEL       DAL   0     WR: CARTER,CRIS         MIN   0  
WR: JEFFERSON,SHAWN     NE    6     WR: GLENN,TERRY         NE    0  
WR: SHARPE,SHANNON      DEN   2     WR: MOORE,HERMAN        DET   0  
K : DEL GRECO,AL        TEN   7     K : HANSON,JASON        DET   5  
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          Starter Points =   28               Starter Points =   35     

Agu's Tigers                        Kash's Coronas                      
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QB: TESTAVERDE,VINNY    BAL   3     QB: FAVRE,BRETT         GB    0
RB: THOMAS,THURMAN      BUF   6     RB: BROWN,GARY          SD    0
RB: WATTERS,RICKY       PHI   0     RB: LEVENS,DORSEY       GB    0
WR: BRUCE,ISAAC         STL   0     WR: FREEMAN,ANTONIO     GB    0
WR: JONES,BRENT         SF    0     WR: JOHNSON,KEYSHAWN    NYJ   0
WR: MCGEE,TONY          CIN   0     WR: KENNISON,EDDIE      STL   0
K : KASAY,JOHN          CAR   9     K : CHRISTIE,STEVE      BUF   4
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          Starter Points =   18               Starter Points =    4     

The Norsemen                        Super Susan's Slayers               
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QB: BLAKE,JEFF          CIN   3     QB: AIKMAN,TROY         DAL   0 
RB: ALLEN,MARCUS        KC    0     RB: BARBER,ATIMI KIAMBU NYG   6 
RB: SMITH,ROBERT        MIN   0     RB: SMITH,EMMITT        DAL   0 
WR: PICKENS,CARL        CIN   6     WR: MCCARDELL,KEENAN    JAC   0 
WR: REED,JAKE           MIN   6     WR: MILLER,ANTHONY      DAL   0 
WR: WALLS,WESLEY        CAR   0     WR: SMITH,JIMMY         JAC   0 
K : HOLLIS,MIKE         JAC  16     K : VINATIERI,ADAM      NE    7 
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          Starter Points =   31               Starter Points =   13     

The Wahoos                          Brian's Badfingers                  
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QB: BLEDSOE,DREW        NE   12     QB: O'DONNELL,NEIL      NYJ   3
RB: ABDUL-JABBAR,KARIM  MIA   0     RB: ANDERSON,JAMAL      ATL   0
RB: CENTERS,LARRY       ARI   0     RB: DAVIS,TERRELL       DEN   6
WR: COATES,BEN          NE    0     WR: GRAHAM,JEFF         NYJ   0
WR: REED,ANDRE          BUF   6     WR: JACKSON,MICHAEL     BAL   0
WR: SANDERS,CHRIS       TEN   0     WR: MARTIN,TONY         SD    0
K : PELFREY,DOUG        CIN   4     K : BLANCHARD,CARY      IND   6
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          Starter Points =   22               Starter Points =   15