STAGE IS SET: PUNCHEY VS. WAHOOS IN BATTLE OF UNBEATENS
The Wahoos hold off the Slayers to stay unbeaten. The Wahooligans used 18 points from Jay Graham and Michael Westbrook, neither of whom has even sniffed the goal line yet this season, to notch the big win. The Slayers had the winning score on their bench in Tiki Barber. Tip for the Slayers: PLAY TIKI! Emmitt is through! Punchey had another sterling offensive performance to slap around the Generals. Jason Hanson broke off a little sumthin sumthin to put up 14 points and make the High Ranking Military Officers cry "No Mas!" The Coronas get off the snide at the expense of the Blake-Picken-less Norsemen. Even without their main tandem, the Horn-Heads do post 30 points, incredible when you realize they started Jim Harbaugh at QB. The Coronas used a hot Steve Christie and a revitalized Green Bay attack to notch the win. Speaking of snides, the best 0-2 team in the league, The Federals, use 2 incredible TD runs from Napoleon Kauffman and 4 scores from John Elway to humble the worst 0-2 team in the league, the Badfingers. This could turn it around for the Fed. Meanwhile, in Badfinger camp, GM Chevy Chase is thinking about passing out the Vicadin, since it seemed to work for the Coronas. Finally, speaking of sucky teams, C4 fell to 1-2. The former high scoring offense was held to just 17 points. The Tigers used 12 from Brent Jones, who also hasn't been near the end zone yet this year, and 14 from John Kasay to defuse C4. This is especially humbling for C4, as the Tigers carried over their lineup from last week, which featured a player who was off.
DFFL 97 Scoring Breakdown for WEEK #3
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Brian's Badfingers The Federals
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QB: FREROTTE,GUS WAS 6 QB: ELWAY,JOHN DEN 12
RB: ANDERSON,JAMAL ATL 0 RB: KAUFMAN,NAPOLEON OAK 12
RB: DAVIS,TERRELL DEN 0 RB: MARTIN,CURTIS NE 6
WR: HARRISON,MARVIN IND 0 WR: IRVIN,MICHAEL DAL 0
WR: JACKSON,MICHAEL BAL 6 WR: JEFFERSON,SHAWN NE 0
WR: MUHAMMAD,MUHSIN CAR 0 WR: SHARPE,SHANNON DEN 0
K : BLANCHARD,CARY IND 3 K : PETERSON,TODD SEA 7
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Starter Points = 15 Starter Points = 37
The Generals Team Punchey
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QB: YOUNG,STEVE SF 9 QB: MITCHELL,SCOTT DET 6
RB: BIAKABATUKA,TIM CAR 0 RB: PHILLIPS,LAWRENCE STL 6
RB: SANDERS,BARRY DET 0 RB: SALAAM,RASHAAN CHI 0
WR: BROOKS,ROBERT GB 0 WR: CARTER,CRIS MIN 6
WR: EMANUEL,BERT ATL 0 WR: GLENN,TERRY NE 0
WR: GALLOWAY,JOEY SEA 0 WR: MOORE,HERMAN DET 6
K : ELAM,JASON DEN 5 K : HANSON,JASON DET 14
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Starter Points = 14 Starter Points = 38
Super Susan's Slayers The Wahoos
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QB: JOHNSON,BRAD MIN 5 QB: BLEDSOE,DREW NE 6
RB: HARRIS,RAYMONT CHI 6 RB: ABDUL-JABBAR,KARIM MIA 0
RB: SMITH,EMMITT DAL 0 RB: GRAHAM,JAY BAL 6
WR: MATHIS,TERANCE ATL 6 WR: COATES,BEN NE 6
WR: MCCAFFREY,ED DEN 6 WR: REED,ANDRE BUF 6
WR: MILLER,ANTHONY DAL 6 WR: WESTBROOK,MICHAEL WAS 12
K : VINATIERI,ADAM NE 9 K : ANDERSEN,MORTEN ATL 7
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Starter Points = 38 Starter Points = 43
The Norsemen Kash's Coronas
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QB: HARBAUGH,JIM IND 0 QB: FAVRE,BRETT GB 6
RB: FAULK,MARSHALL IND 0 RB: DUNN,WARRICK TB 6
RB: SMITH,ROBERT MIN 0 RB: LEVENS,DORSEY GB 0
WR: REED,JAKE MIN 0 WR: FREEMAN,ANTONIO GB 6
WR: SMITH,ROD DEN 12 WR: KENNISON,EDDIE STL 0
WR: WALLS,WESLEY CAR 12 WR: MORTON,JOHNNIE DET 6
K : DAVIS,GREG MIN 6 K : CHRISTIE,STEVE BUF 10
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Starter Points = 30 Starter Points = 34
Cam's Clobbering Cmp. Chips Agu's Tigers
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QB: GEORGE,JEFF OAK 3 QB: TESTAVERDE,VINNY BAL 6
RB: ALLEN,TERRY WAS 0 RB: THOMAS,THURMAN BUF 0
RB: HEARST,GARRISON SF 6 RB: WATTERS,RICKY PHI 0
WR: BROWN,TIM OAK 0 WR: BRUCE,ISAAC STL 0
WR: FRYAR,IRVING PHI 0 WR: JONES,BRENT SF 12
WR: RISON,ANDRE KC 0 WR: MCGEE,TONY CIN 0
K : BONIOL,CHRIS PHI 8 K : KASAY,JOHN CAR 14
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Starter Points = 17 Starter Points = 32