BADFINGERS UPSET PUNCHEY; APPLE DIVISION A 4-WAY CHASE

In the biggest DFFL upset to date, the formerly hapless Badfingers upset the unbeaten Punchey squad, and rather handily I might add. Da' Fingers used, yes you guessed it, balanced scoring to upend the glassed-jawed Punch guys. New offensive coordinator Buster Douglas had the right game plan for the Badfingers. Punchey still has a strong grip on the Microsoft Divsion lead; however, the Generals are closing in with a win over the Tigers. Steve Young was the big contributor here. The Federals are also still in the Microsoft race with a beating of C4. Jeff George was superb in a losing effort again, but with no production from those running backs, C4 couldn't keep up with Al Del Greco-Roman wrestling. The Apple Division race is now a 4-way chase, as everybody but the Slayers is 3-2. The Wahoos fall for the second straight week, and the Norsemen live large again. Robert Smith and Mike Hollis (again) were the truth for the Norsemen. They accounted for 24 of the Norse total. And the Coronas survive another bad showing from the Packers to post a win over the Slayers. The Jets threw Keyshawn Johnson the damn ball for a td, and Norm (NORM!) Johnson posted a huge 13 points to put the bite on the Slayers.

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DFFL 97 Scoring Breakdown for WEEK #5
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The Federals                        Cam's Clobbering Cmp. Chips         
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QB: ELWAY,JOHN          DEN   9     QB: GEORGE,JEFF         OAK  13     
RB: KAUFMAN,NAPOLEON    OAK   6     RB: ALLEN,TERRY         WAS   0     
RB: MARTIN,CURTIS       NE    0     RB: BETTIS,JEROME       PIT   0     
WR: ALEXANDER,DERRICK   BAL   0     WR: BROWN,TIM           OAK   0     
WR: JEFFERSON,SHAWN     NE    0     WR: FRYAR,IRVING        PHI   6     
WR: SHARPE,SHANNON      DEN   6     WR: RISON,ANDRE         KC    0     
K : DEL GRECO,AL        TEN  10     K : BONIOL,CHRIS        PHI   7     
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          Starter Points =   31               Starter Points =   26     

Team Punchey                        Brian's Badfingers                  
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QB: MITCHELL,SCOTT      DET   3     QB: FREROTTE,GUS        WAS   9     
RB: MEANS,NATRONE       JAC   0     RB: ANDERSON,JAMAL      ATL   6     
RB: PHILLIPS,LAWRENCE   STL   0     RB: DAVIS,TERRELL       DEN  10     
WR: CARTER,CRIS         MIN   6     WR: COPELAND,HORACE     TB    0     
WR: MOORE,HERMAN        DET   0     WR: JACKSON,MICHAEL     BAL   2     
WR: STOKES,J.J.         SF    0     WR: WILLIAMS,KARL       TB    6     
K : HANSON,JASON        DET  14     K : WILKINS,JEFF        STL   5     
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          Starter Points =   23               Starter Points =   38     

Super Susan's Slayers               Kash's Coronas                      
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QB: AIKMAN,TROY         DAL   6     QB: FAVRE,BRETT         GB    3     
RB: BARBER,TIKI         NYG   0     RB: DUNN,WARRICK        TB    0     
RB: SMITH,EMMITT        DAL   0     RB: LEVENS,DORSEY       GB    0     
WR: MCCAFFREY,ED        DEN   0     WR: FREEMAN,ANTONIO     GB    0     
WR: MCCARDELL,KEENAN    JAC   0     WR: JOHNSON,KEYSHAWN    NYJ   6     
WR: SMITH,JIMMY         JAC   0     WR: MORTON,JOHNNIE      DET   0     
K : HUSTED,MICHAEL      TB    1     K : JOHNSON,NORM        PIT  13     
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          Starter Points =    7               Starter Points =   22     

The Wahoos                          The Norsemen                        
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QB: MCNAIR,STEVE        TEN   7     QB: BLAKE,JEFF          CIN   6     
RB: CENTERS,LARRY       ARI   0     RB: ALSTOTT,MIKE        TB    0     
RB: GRAHAM,JAY          BAL   0     RB: SMITH,ROBERT        MIN  12     
WR: ANTHONY,REIDEL      TB    6     WR: PICKENS,CARL        CIN   6     
WR: SANDERS,CHRIS       TEN   0     WR: REED,JAKE           MIN   6     
WR: WESTBROOK,MICHAEL   WAS   0     WR: SMITH,ROD           DEN   0     
K : PELFREY,DOUG        CIN   2     K : HOLLIS,MIKE         JAC  12     
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          Starter Points =   15               Starter Points =   42     

Agu's Tigers                        The Generals                        
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QB: TESTAVERDE,VINNY    BAL   4     QB: YOUNG,STEVE         SF    9     
RB: GEORGE,EDDIE        TEN   0     RB: BIAKABUTUKA,TIM     CAR   0     
RB: WATTERS,RICKY       PHI   0     RB: SANDERS,BARRY       DET   0     
WR: BRUCE,ISAAC         STL   0     WR: BROOKS,ROBERT       GB    0     
WR: JONES,BRENT         SF    0     WR: GALLOWAY,JOEY       SEA   6     
WR: MCGEE,TONY          CIN   0     WR: OWENS,TERRELL       SF    6     
K : KASAY,JOHN          CAR   3     K : ELAM,JASON          DEN   1     
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          Starter Points =    7               Starter Points =   22