MICROSOFT GOES 3-2; WAHOOS WIN SQUEAKER

In the first week in which all teams played out of their divisions, Microsoft came out ahead thanks to some outstanding individual performances. Let's start with the biggest. One week after Kordell Stewart sets the DFFL record for individual scoring, another guy named Stewart, James "Little Man" Stewart, shatters that record with an incredible 5 scores for Team Punchey. Punchey used Stewart's 30 to smack the Coronas. The Coronas didn't go down without a fight, using balanced scoring to make this one respectable. The second huge performance was in the same NFL game, where Irving Fryar scored 3 times to give C4 it's second win of the season, and keep C4 on track for the playoffs. C4's win put the Norsemen on a 2 game slide. Mark Chmura"bacca" did his best to keep this one close with 2 scores. The Wahoos used a double digit performance to squeak out a one point win over the Generals, despite Barry Sanders' 3 scores. This just in, Barry's good. Kordell Stewart's early exit put this one in the hands, or rather the toes of Richie Cunningham, and the Cowboys couldn't deliver, much to the delight of the Wahoo management. The General's loss puts Punchey in sole possession of the Microsoft lead. In the battle of the no lineup teams, the Federals got 12 from Al Del Greco-Roman wrestling, and all those breaks finally caught up to the Tigers, who posted a DFFL low 2 points. John Kasay kept the Tigers from posting the league's only goose egg. Finally, Adam "Youse Guys" Vinatieri and the year's weirdest play from Brad Johnson gave the Slayers their second win of the year. The Badfingers got a respectable showing from Cary Blanchard and Jamal Anderson.

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DFFL 97 Scoring Breakdown for WEEK #7
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Cam's Clobbering Cmp. Chips         The Norsemen                        
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QB: DILFER, TRENT       TB    3     QB: BLAKE, JEFF	    CIN   0     
RB: ALLEN,TERRY         WAS   0     RB: ALSTOTT, MIKE       TB    0     
RB: BETTIS,JEROME       PIT   6     RB: SMITH, ROBERT       MIN   6     
WR: FRYAR, IRVING       PHI  18     WR: REED, JAKE          MIN   0     
WR: MCDUFFIE,O.J.       MIA   6     WR: CHMURA, MARK        GB   12     
WR: JOHNSON, CHARLES    KC    0     WR: PICKENS, CARL       CIN   0     
K : MARE,OLINDO         MIA   7     K : HOLLIS, MIKE        JAX   8     
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          Starter Points =   40               Starter Points =   26     

Super Susan's Slayers               Brian's Badfingers                  
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QB: JOHNSON, BRAD       MIN  12     QB: FREROTTE,GUS        WAS   3     
RB: SMITH, EMMITT       DAL   0     RB: ANDERSON,JAMAL      ATL   6     
RB: HARRIS, RAYMONT     CHI   6     RB: SMITH, ANTOWAIN     BUF   0   
WR: SMITH, JIMMY        JAX   0     WR: HARRISON, MARVIN    IND   6     
WR: MATHIS, BUSTER      ATL   0     WR: COPELAND, HORACE    TB    0     
WR: MILLER, ANTHONY     DAL   0     WR: WILLIAMS,KARL       TB    0     
K : VINATIERI, ADAM     NE   15     K : BLANCHARD, CARY     IND  10     
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          Starter Points =   33               Starter Points =   25

The Wahoos                          The Generals
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QB: BLEDSOE, DREW       NE    6     QB: STEWART, KORDELL    PIT   0     
RB: JABBAR, KARIM-ABDUL MIA   6     RB: CARTER, KI-JANA     CIN   0
RB: CENTERS, LARRY      ARI   0     RB: SANDERS, BARRY      DET  18     
WR: ANTHONY, REIDEL     TB    0     WR: BROOKS, ROBERT      GB    0     
WR: COATES, BEN         NE    6     WR: EMMANUEL, BERT      ATL   6     
WR: SANDERS, FRANK      TEN   0     WR: THIGPEN, YANCEY     PIT   0     
K : ANDERSEN, MORTEN    ATL  11     K : CUNNINGHAM, RICHIE  DAL   4
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          Starter Points =   29               Starter Points =   28     

The Federals                        Agu's Tigers                          
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QB: ELWAY, JOHN         DEN   0     QB: TESTAVERDE, VINNY   BAL   0
RB: KAUFFMAN, NAPOLEON  OAK   0     RB: GEORGE, EDDIE       TEN   0     
RB: MARTIN, CURTIS      NE    6     RB: WATTERS, RICKEY     PHI   0
WR: ALEXANDER, DERRICK  BAL   0     WR: BRUCE, ISAAC        STL   0     
WR: SHARPE, SHANNON     DEN   0     WR: JONES, BRENT        SF    0     
WR: IRVIN, MICHAEL      DAL   6     WR: MCGEE, TONY         CIN   0     
K : DEL GRECO, AL       TEN  12     K : KASAY, JOHN         CAR   2     
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          Starter Points =   24               Starter Points =    2     

Team Punchey                        Kash's Coronas                        
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QB: MITCHELL, SCOTT     DET   3     QB: FAVRE, BRETT        GB    9     
RB: MEANS, NATRONE      JAX   0     RB: DUNN, WARRICK       TB    6     
RB: STEWART, JAMES      JAX  30     RB: LEVENS, DORSEY      GB    6     
WR: CARTER, CRIS        MIN   6     WR: FREEMAN, ANTONIO    GB    0     
WR: GLENN, TERRY        NE    0     WR: JOHNSON, KEYSHAWN   NYJ   6     
WR: MOORE, HERMAN       DET   0     WR: MORTON, JOHNNIE     DET   0     
K : HANSON, JASON       DET   9     K : JOHNSON, NORM       PIT   6     
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          Starter Points =   48               Starter Points =   33