Fingers, Rangers explode! Gunmen move into second place! Wahoos in the lead!
His kicker only scored 1 point again this week, but who cares when your QB scores 24! The Fingers also got 12 from late replacement Wesley Walls, which goes to show that what goes around, comes around for the Playa Haters. In other action, the Gunmen win again and move to .500 by holding off the Coronas and Karim-Abdul Jabbar on Monday night. Terrell Owens has rescued the Gunmen's season with his mid-season surge. This just in, he's FLY! I've been waiting 2 years to say that about one of my players. The AssRangers put an AssWhipping on the Seawolves, who were still basking in the glow of last week's upset of the Badfingers and forgot to play any defense this week. The Slayers stay just one game out by dropping the Generals to .500 and third place. A nifty 12 from Antowain Smith (where's he been, hiding behind Doug Flutie or something?) and a monster kicking game gave the Slayers the win. No more broken legs here. Finally, in the first tie of the season, The Wahoos move into sole possession of the Klingon lead by surviving a tight one with the defending chumps, er champs. Drew Bledsoe's 6 on Monday night broke the tie. Tip to Punch, use a guy who actually dresses in your lineup, and you might have a shot at these close ones.
Last 2 weeks of the regular season, and everything is really still up for grabs. In the Federation, the Fingers can clinch with a win over the Rangers, but lose, and a huge game with the Gunmen lurks in week 14. Don't count out the Generals. They have a tough game with the Haters coming up, though. Punch and the Rangers have a chance to shape the picture as well, as they have some division games left. The Wahoos are in the driver's seat over in the Klingon Empire, but the Slayers and Haters are right on their heels. The Coronas have that number 4 seed sewn up, so this battle is to see who gets to bounce them in the first round.
DFFL 98 Feel the Pain! Scoring Breakdown for WEEK #12
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9. Kash's Coronas 1. The Lone Gunmen
Jon Kash David Ferguson
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QB: FAVRE,BRETT GB 6 QB: STEWART,KORDELL PIT 3
RB: ABDUL-JABBAR,KARIM MIA 6 RB: BETTIS,JEROME PIT 0
RB: GEORGE,EDDIE TEN 0 RB: HOARD,LEROY MIN 0
WR: IRVIN,MICHAEL DAL 0 WR: HARRISON,MARVIN IND 8
WR: LEWIS,JERMAINE BAL 0 WR: OWENS,TERRELL SF 12
WR: SMITH,ROD DEN 6 WR: RISON,ANDRE KC 0
K : MARE,OLINDO MIA 5 K : LONGWELL,RYAN GB 2
Def GREEN BAY DEFENSE GB 0 Def MINNESOTA DEFENSE MIN 6
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Starter Points = 23 Starter Points = 31
10. Seawolves 2. RaggedyAssRangers
David Spoelker Rob Miller & Becky Baird
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QB: TESTAVERDE,VINNY NYJ 6 QB: YOUNG,STEVE SF 12
RB: FAULK,MARSHALL IND 0 RB: BARBER,TIKI NYG 6
FB: ALSTOTT,MIKE TB 6 RB: DILLON,COREY CIN 0
WR: CHREBET,WAYNE NYJ 0 WR: JACKSON,MICHAEL BAL 0
WR: MORTON,JOHNNIE DET 0 WR: PICKENS,CARL CIN 0
TE: COATES,BEN NE 6 WR: WESTBROOK,MICHAEL WAS 18
K : RICHEY,WADE SF 7 K : ELAM,JASON DEN 10
Def KANSAS CITY DEFENSE KC 0 Def PITTSBURGH DEFENSE PIT 12
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Starter Points = 25 Starter Points = 58
6. Playa Haters 3. Brian's Badfingers
Chris Deglow & Gerald Stephens Brain New
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QB: MCNAIR,STEVE TEN 0 QB: PLUMMER,JAKE ARI 24
RB: SMITH,EMMITT DAL 6 RB: DAVIS,TERRELL DEN 6
RB: WATTERS,RICKY SEA 2 RB: MURRELL,ADRIAN ARI 6
WR: JOHNSON,KEYSHAWN NYJ 6 WR: MOORE,ROB ARI 0
WR: MOSS,RANDY MIN 6 WR: MOULDS,ERIC BUF 0
WR: SMITH,JIMMY JAX 6 TE: WALLS,WESLEY CAR 12
K : ANDERSEN,MORTEN ATL 8 K : HOLLIS,MIKE JAX 1
Def SAN FRAN DEFENSE SF 0 Def NY GIANTS DEFENSE NYG 0
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Starter Points = 34 Starter Points = 49
7. Super Susan's Slayers 4. The Generals
Susan Ferguson Tim Johnson & Tracy Johnson
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QB: CHANDLER,CHRIS ATL 6 QB: ELWAY,JOHN DEN 9
RB: SMITH,ANTOWAIN BUF 12 RB: SANDERS,BARRY DET 0
RB: SMITH,ROBERT MIN 0 RB: TAYLOR,FRED JAX 6
WR: FREEMAN,ANTONIO GB 0 WR: MARTIN,TONY ATL 0
WR: MATHIS,TERANCE ATL 6 WR: MCCAFFREY,ED DEN 0
WR: RICE,JERRY SF 6 WR: SCOTT,DARNAY CIN 0
K : CUNNINGHAM,RICHIE DAL 12 K : VINATIERI,ADAM NE 14
Def NEW ENGLAND DEFENSE NE 0 Def TAMPA BAY DEFENSE TB 0
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Starter Points = 42 Starter Points = 29
8. The Wahoos 5. Team Punchey
Patrick Craig Lionel Purcell
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QB: CUNNINGHAM,RANDALL MIN 8 QB: BATCH,CHARLIE DET 6
RB: ANDERSON,JAMAL ATL 0 RB: HICKS,SKIP WAS 6
RB: BATES,MARIO ARI 0 RB: SMITH,LAMAR NO 0
WR: GALLOWAY,JOEY SEA 6 WR: BROWN,TIM OAK 0
WR: JOHNSON,CHARLES PIT 0 WR: CARTER,CRIS MIN 6
WR: REED,JAKE MIN 0 WR: SANDERS,FRANK ARI 0
K : ANDERSON,GARY MIN 8 K : HANSON,JASON DET 4
Def DENVER DEFENSE DEN 0 Def NY JETS DEFENSE NYJ 0
Starter Points = 22 Starter Points = 22
TB: BLEDSOE, DREW NE 6 TB: CONWAY, CURTIS CHI 0
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Total Points = 28 Total Points = 22