Fingers Clinch! Wahoos Upset! Klingon Race Wide Open!

The Fingers clinch (or is that clench?) the Federation title with a convincing win over the Rangers. The Fingers win without a big contribution from Terrell Davis as well. The Gunmen lose again to Punchey, this time by a measly 3 points with tons of points on the bench. Terrell Owens tried, but couldn't bail out the Gunmen on Monday night. Punch stays in the hunt for a playoff berth. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Earlier this season, the Generals posted 60+ on the Gunmen, but this week they got taken to the woodshed by the Playa Haters. This one was basically over on Thanksgiving when the Haters racked up 38. Franchise player Randy Moss posted 20 all by his lonesome. The Klingon Empire's title is up for grabs as the Wahoos fall to the Seawolves. Not much of a season for the Wolves, but they did post 2 wins over division leaders. Seawolves management was later thrown a party by the front offices of the Haters and Slayers. The Slayers kept up with a win over the Coronas. The Coronas will be the 4th seed in the Klingon playoffs. The rest works like this (I think). If the Haters win the Wahoo v. Hater game this week, they win the title, regardless of what the Slayers do. If the Wahoos win, they have to hope for a Slayer loss to Punchey, or they need to outscore the Slayers by 10. Otherwise, Slayers win the title. I'd say the odds are with the Haters, as both the Hoos and Slayers are banged up, and Moss is taking off.

DFFL 98        Feel the Pain! Scoring Breakdown for WEEK #13
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3. Brian's Badfingers                    2. RaggedyAssRangers
Brain New                                Rob Miller & Becky Baird
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QB: PLUMMER,JAKE        ARI   3          QB: YOUNG,STEVE         SF    6
RB: DAVIS,TERRELL       DEN   0          RB: BARBER,TIKI         NYG   0
RB: MARTIN,CURTIS       NYJ  12          RB: DILLON,COREY        CIN   0
WR: MOORE,ROB           ARI   6          WR: JACKSON,MICHAEL     BAL   0
TE: SHARPE,SHANNON      DEN   6          WR: PICKENS,CARL        CIN   0
TE: WALLS,WESLEY        CAR   6          WR: WESTBROOK,MICHAEL   WAS   0
K : STOYANOVICH,PETE    KC   10          K : ELAM,JASON          DEN   7
Def NY GIANTS DEFENSE   NYG   0          Def PITTSBURGH DEFENSE  PIT   0
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          Starter Points =   43                    Starter Points =   13

4. The Generals                          6. Playa Haters
Tim Johnson & Tracy Johnson              Chris Deglow & Gerald Stephens
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QB: ELWAY,JOHN          DEN  12          QB: MCNAIR,STEVE        TEN   6
RB: SANDERS,BARRY       DET   0          RB: SMITH,EMMITT        DAL  18
RB: TAYLOR,FRED         JAX   0          RB: WATTERS,RICKY       SEA   0
WR: MARTIN,TONY         ATL   0          WR: JOHNSON,KEYSHAWN    NYJ   6
WR: MCCAFFREY,ED        DEN  12          WR: MOSS,RANDY          MIN  20
WR: SCOTT,DARNAY        CIN   0          WR: SMITH,JIMMY         JAX   6
K : VINATIERI,ADAM      NE    5          K : ANDERSEN,MORTEN     ATL   7
Def TAMPA BAY DEFENSE   TB    0          Def SAN FRAN DEFENSE    SF    0
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          Starter Points =   29                    Starter Points =   63

5. Team Punchey                          1. The Lone Gunmen
Lionel Purcell                           David Ferguson
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QB: BATCH,CHARLIE       DET   3          QB: STEWART,KORDELL     PIT   3
RB: HICKS,SKIP          WAS   0          RB: BETTIS,JEROME       PIT   0
RB: SMITH,LAMAR         NO    0          RB: HOARD,LEROY         MIN  12
WR: BROWN,TIM           OAK   6          WR: HARRISON,MARVIN     IND   0
WR: CARTER,CRIS         MIN   6          WR: OWENS,TERRELL       SF    6
WR: SANDERS,FRANK       ARI   0          WR: RISON,ANDRE         KC    0
K : HANSON,JASON        DET  13          K : LONGWELL,RYAN       GB    6
Def NY JETS DEFENSE     NYJ   2          Def MINNESOTA DEFENSE   MIN   0
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          Starter Points =   30                    Starter Points =   27

7. Super Susan's Slayers                 9. Kash's Coronas
Susan Ferguson                           Jon Kash
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QB: AIKMAN,TROY         DAL   3          QB: FAVRE,BRETT         GB    6
RB: SMITH,ANTOWAIN      BUF   0          RB: ABDUL-JABBAR,KARIM  MIA   0
RB: SMITH,ROBERT        MIN   0          RB: GEORGE,EDDIE        TEN   0
WR: FREEMAN,ANTONIO     GB    6          WR: IRVIN,MICHAEL       DAL   0
WR: MATHIS,TERANCE      ATL   6          WR: LEWIS,JERMAINE      BAL   0
WR: RICE,JERRY          SF    0          WR: SMITH,ROD           DEN   6
K : CUNNINGHAM,RICHIE   DAL  12          K : MARE,OLINDO         MIA  12
Def NEW ENGLAND DEFENSE NE    0          Def GREEN BAY DEFENSE   GB    0
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          Starter Points =   27                    Starter Points =   24

10. Seawolves                            8. The Wahoos
David Spoelker                           Patrick Craig
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QB: TESTAVERDE,VINNY    NYJ   6          QB: CUNNINGHAM,RANDALL  MIN  13
RB: FAULK,MARSHALL      IND  12          RB: ANDERSON,JAMAL      ATL   8
FB: ALSTOTT,MIKE        TB    6          RB: BATES,MARIO         ARI   6
WR: CHREBET,WAYNE       NYJ  12          WR: JETT,JAMES          OAK   0
WR: STOKES,J.J.         SF    0          WR: JOHNSON,CHARLES     PIT   0
TE: COATES,BEN          NE    6          TE: DAVIS,TYRONE        GB    0
K : DAVIS,GREG          OAK   1          K : ANDERSON,GARY       MIN   8
Def KANSAS CITY DEFENSE KC    0          Def DENVER DEFENSE      DEN   0
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          Starter Points =   43                    Starter Points =   35