Haters take Game of the Week from Wahoos, Seawolves Roughed Up

Week 1 is in the books, and the commish was right on about the game of the week. The Haters got plenty of grief about being an "expansion team", but put the points on the board when it counted, with 2 TD's each from rookie phenom Randy Moss and "Give me the damn ball" Keyshawn Johnson. In other scores, the former Microsoft cream became grounds and fell to the bottom of the cup. Punch went down to the other "replacement" franchise, the Rangers, with Jason Elam the key guy in this one. Punch had the winning margin on the bench with Herman Moore. Play him or trade him Punch! The Generals fell despite Garrison Hearst's big game to the (yes its true) first place Badfingers. The Coronas used a nice 6 from Eddie George to defang the Seawolves, and in the only cross-division game, the Gunmen take one in the gut from the Slayers. This one could have been worse, but the Slayers left Troy Aikman's 18 points (!) on the bench.

DFFL 98        Feel the Pain! Scoring Breakdown for WEEK #1
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7. Super Susan's Slayers                     1. The Lone Gunmen
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QB: JOHNSON,BRAD            MIN  12          QB: STEWART,KORDELL         PIT   9
RB: SMITH,ANTOWAIN          BUF   0          RB: BETTIS,JEROME           PIT   0
RB: SMITH,ROBERT            MIN   0          RB: LANE,FRED               CAR   0
WR: FREEMAN,ANTONIO         GB   12          WR: HARRISON,MARVIN         IND   6
WR: MCCARDELL,KEENAN        JAX   0          WR: IRVIN,MICHAEL           DAL   0
WR: RICE,JERRY              SF    6          WR: RISON,ANDRE             KC    6
K : CUNNINGHAM,RICHIE       DAL   8          K : LONGWELL,RYAN           GB    8
Def NEW ENGLAND DEFENSE     NE    0          Def MINNESOTA DEFENSE       MIN   0
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              Starter Points =   38                        Starter Points =   29

2. RaggedyAssRangers                         5. Team Punchey
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QB: YOUNG,STEVE             SF    9          QB: LEAF,RYAN               SD    3
RB: BARBER,TIKI             NYG   0          RB: ALLEN,TERRY             WAS   0
RB: DILLON,COREY            CIN   6          RB: MEANS,NATRONE           SD    0
WR: JACKSON,MICHAEL         BAL   0          WR: BROWN,TIM               OAK   0
WR: PICKENS,CARL            CIN   0          WR: CARTER,CRIS             MIN  12
TE: MCGEE,TONY              CIN   0          WR: CONWAY,CURTIS           CHI   0
K : ELAM,JASON              DEN   9          K : STOVER,MATT             BAL   7
Def PITTSBURGH DEFENSE      PIT   0          Def ARIZONA DEFENSE         ARI   0
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              Starter Points =   24                        Starter Points =   22

3. Brian's Badfingers                        4. The Generals
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QB: PLUMMER,JAKE            ARI   6          QB: ELWAY,JOHN              DEN   3
RB: DAVIS,TERRELL           DEN  12          RB: HEARST,GARRISON         SF   12
RB: MARTIN,CURTIS           NYJ   0          RB: SANDERS,BARRY           DET   0
WR: MOORE,ROB               ARI   0          WR: MARTIN,TONY             ATL   0
TE: CHMURA,MARK             GB    0          WR: MCCAFFREY,ED            DEN   0
TE: SHARPE,SHANNON          DEN   6          WR: MCDUFFIE,O.J.           MIA   0
K : HOLLIS,MIKE             JAX   6          K : VINATIERI,ADAM          NE    3
Def NY GIANTS DEFENSE       NYG   6          Def TAMPA BAY DEFENSE       TB    0
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              Starter Points =   36                        Starter Points =   18

8. The Wahoos                                6. Playa Haters
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QB: BLEDSOE,DREW            NE    6          QB: MCNAIR,STEVE            TEN   3
RB: ANDERSON,JAMAL          ATL   0          RB: SMITH,EMMITT            DAL   0
RB: LEVENS,DORSEY           GB    6          RB: WATTERS,RICKY           SEA   0
WR: GALLOWAY,JOEY           SEA  12          WR: JOHNSON,KEYSHAWN        NYJ  12
WR: JOHNSON,CHARLES         PIT   6          WR: MOSS,RANDY              MIN  12
WR: REED,JAKE               MIN   0          WR: SMITH,JIMMY             JAX   6
K : ANDERSON,GARY           MIN   7          K : DELGRECO,AL             TEN  11
Def DENVER DEFENSE          DEN   0          Def SAN FRAN DEFENSE        SF    0
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              Starter Points =   37                        Starter Points =   44

9. Kash's Coronas                            10. Seawolves
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QB: FAVRE,BRETT             GB    6          QB: BRUNELL,MARK            JAX   6
RB: DUNN,WARRICK            TB    0          RB: ALSTOTT,MIKE            TB    0
RB: GEORGE,EDDIE            TEN   6          RB: FAULK,MARSHALL          IND   0
WR: OWENS,TERRELL           SF    0          WR: BRUCE,ISAAC             STL   0
WR: SMITH,ROD               DEN   0          WR: CARRUTH,RAE             CAR   0
WR: THIGPEN,YANCEY          TEN   0          TE: COATES,BEN              NE    0
K : PETERSON,TODD           SEA   8          K : RICHEY, WADE            SF    6
Def GREEN BAY DEFENSE       GB    6          Def KANSAS CITY DEFENSE     KC    2
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              Starter Points =   26                        Starter Points =   14