Generals and Slayers Make Statements

The Generals made a major move for the top of the division this week with a serious hammering of the previously high scoring Wahoos. Two scores from Fred Taylor on Monday Night, 2 from former C4 dog Darnay Scott and a whopping 16 from Adam "youse guys" Vinatieri fueled the Bull Run-scale rout. Keep in mind Barry Sanders was riding pine on a bye week. The Badfingers, by virtue of the better division record, remain in Fed first place despite being severely whipped by the Broken Leg Slayers. The Slayers called off the dogs in this one by not starting Chris Chandler's 12 points. But they did get 12 each from McCardell, A. Smith and Robert Edwards, who is beginning to look like the steal of the draft. Can you say "franchise player", boys and girls? The Haters remain tops in the K. Empire division with a close one over the Rangers. Steve McNair's rushing touchdown was the big difference maker. This team, formerly known as a "replacement" franchise, looks to be a legit contender at 5-1. They get balanced scoring, and win the close ones, which is what it takes. Punch took one on the chin from the Coronas. A Favre-less Corona team got a nice 6 from Peyton Manning and all Punch got was 6 from Matt Stover. Finally, in the battle for who is the suckiest team in all of fantasy football, the Gunmen sneak away with one over the Seawolves, who now drop to 0-6. Gunmen got a sweet 12 from late pickup Jeff Wilkins (who is now on the trade block if anyone needs a kicker) and "Starvin'" Marvin Harrison finally got on the board. The S-Wolves had the winning margin on the bench in Ben "where did the e come from" Coates' 12. Like I always say, play him or trade him to me.

DFFL 98        Feel the Pain! Scoring Breakdown for WEEK #6
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1. The Lone Gunmen                       10. Seawolves
David Ferguson                           David Spoelker
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QB: STEWART,KORDELL     PIT   0          QB: BRUNELL,MARK        JAX   6
RB: BETTIS,JEROME       PIT   6          RB: ABDUL-JABBAR,KARIM  MIA   6
RB: HOLCOMBE,ROBERT     STL   0          RB: FAULK,MARSHALL      IND   0
WR: HARRISON,MARVIN     IND   6          WR: CHREBET,WAYNE       NYJ   0
WR: IRVIN,MICHAEL       DAL   0          WR: MORTON,JOHNNIE      DET   0
WR: RISON,ANDRE         KC    0          WR: STOKES,J.J.         SF    0
K : WILKINS,JEFF        STL  12          K : MARE,OLINDO         MIA   3
Def MINNESOTA DEFENSE   MIN   0          Def KANSAS CITY DEFENSE KC    0
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          Starter Points =   24                    Starter Points =   15

2. RaggedyAssRangers                     6. Playa Haters
Rob Miller & Becky Baird                 Chris Deglow & Gerald Stephens
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QB: YOUNG,STEVE         SF   10          QB: MCNAIR,STEVE        TEN   6
RB: DILLON,COREY        CIN   0          RB: SMITH,EMMITT        DAL   6
RB: ENIS,CURTIS         CHI   0          RB: WATTERS,RICKY       SEA   0
WR: JACKSON,MICHAEL     BAL   0          WR: HILLIARD,IKE        NYG   0
WR: PICKENS,CARL        CIN   6          WR: JOHNSON,KEYSHAWN    NYJ   0
TE: MCGEE,TONY          CIN   0          WR: SMITH,JIMMY         JAX   0
K : ELAM,JASON          DEN   3          K : ANDERSEN,MORTEN     ATL  10
Def PITTSBURGH DEFENSE  PIT   0          Def SAN FRAN DEFENSE    SF    0
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          Starter Points =   19                    Starter Points =   22

3. Brian's Badfingers                    7. Super Susan's Slayers
Brain New                                Susan Ferguson
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QB: PLUMMER,JAKE        ARI   0          QB: KRAMER,ERIK         CHI   3
RB: DAVIS,TERRELL       DEN   6          RB: EDWARDS,ROBERT      NE   12
RB: MARTIN,CURTIS       NYJ   0          RB: SMITH,ANTOWAIN      BUF  12
WR: FRYAR,IRVING        PHI   0          WR: MATHIS,TERANCE      ATL   6
WR: MOORE,ROB           ARI   0          WR: MCCARDELL,KEENAN    JAX  12
TE: SHARPE,SHANNON      DEN   6          WR: RICE,JERRY          SF    0
K : STOYANOVICH,PETE    KC    4          K : CUNNINGHAM,RICHIE   DAL   9
Def NY GIANTS DEFENSE   NYG   0          Def NEW ENGLAND DEFENSE NE    0
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          Starter Points =   16                    Starter Points =   54

4. The Generals                          8. The Wahoos
Tim Johnson & Tracy Johnson              Patrick Craig
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QB: ELWAY,JOHN          DEN   6          QB: BLEDSOE,DREW        NE    9
RB: HEARST,GARRISON     SF    8          RB: ANDERSON,JAMAL      ATL   0
RB: TAYLOR,FRED         JAX  12          RB: STALEY,DUCE         PHI   0
WR: CALLOWAY,CHRIS      NYG   0          WR: GALLOWAY,JOEY       SEA   0
WR: MCCAFFREY,ED        DEN   0          WR: GLENN,TERRY         NE    0
WR: SCOTT,DARNAY        CIN  12          WR: JOHNSON,CHARLES     PIT   0
K : VINATIERI,ADAM      NE   16          K : HALL,JOHN           NYJ   4
Def TAMPA BAY DEFENSE   TB    0          Def DENVER DEFENSE      DEN   0
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          Starter Points =   54                    Starter Points =   13

5. Team Punchey                          9. Kash's Coronas
Lionel Purcell                           Jon Kash
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QB: ZEIER,ERIC          BAL   0          QB: MANNING,PEYTON      IND   6
RB: ALLEN,TERRY         WAS   0          RB: GEORGE,EDDIE        TEN   0
RB: MEANS,NATRONE       SD    0          RB: KAUFMAN,NAPOLEON    OAK   0
WR: BROWN,TIM           OAK   0          WR: LEWIS,JERMAINE      BAL   0
WR: CONWAY,CURTIS       CHI   0          WR: SMITH,ROD           DEN   6
WR: SANDERS,FRANK       ARI   0          WR: THIGPEN,YANCEY      TEN   0
K : STOVER,MATT         BAL   6          K : PETERSON,TODD       SEA   4
Def NY JETS DEFENSE     NYJ   0          Def GREEN BAY DEFENSE   GB    0
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          Starter Points =    6                    Starter Points =   16