Bartender! Upsets all around!
Only 2 teams cover the spread as 3 underdogs score wins this week. Let's start with the division leaders. The Gunmen knock off the Bronco-less Badfingers with balanced scoring. Curtis Martin tried to make this one close on Monday Night (second Monday in a row the Commish had to watch the whole game) but was denied. Marvin Harrison's 18 on the bench would have let Dave go to bed early. The Haters go down hard to the ex-champs, who are trying to make a mark. This was much trash talking before this one, but Team Punchey had the last word. Once again, balanced scoring was key. In big divisional matchups, the Rangers use only 2 guys to push back the Generals. Note that the Rangers' lineup is the same as last week, and their kicker was off. Steve Young was the bomb here, with a fly 19. The Broken Leg Slayers continue to rebound from early loses and injuries with a nice win over the formerly imposing Coronas. Brett Favre hitting the Vicadin again is costing the Coronas. The Slayers used 12 from Antonio "soon to be a" Free "agent" man and 6 from super rookie Robert Edwards (steal of the draft, no question) to get balance in their offense. To quote Eric Cartman, "sweet". Finally, the Wahoos keep winning and the SheWolves keep losing. Gary Anderson posted 11 and "Old Reliable" Jamal Anderson 6 to pace the Hoos, who are making a move now on the Haters. The Seawolves, meanwhile, are looking forward to having next year's number 1 overall pick, when they expect to make Tim "The Duece" Couch their QB of the future.
DFFL 98 Feel the Pain! Scoring Breakdown for WEEK #7
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3. Brian's Badfingers 1. The Lone Gunmen
Brain New David Ferguson
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QB: PLUMMER,JAKE ARI 3 QB: STEWART,KORDELL PIT 3
RB: MARTIN,CURTIS NYJ 0 RB: HOLCOMBE,ROBERT STL 0
RB: MURRELL,ADRIAN ARI 0 RB: LANE,FRED CAR 6
WR: MOORE,ROB ARI 0 WR: IRVIN,MICHAEL DAL 0
TE: CHMURA,MARK GB 0 WR: OWENS,TERRELL SF 6
TE: WALLS,WESLEY CAR 0 WR: REED,ANDRE BUF 0
K : HOLLIS,MIKE JAX 10 K : LONGWELL,RYAN GB 8
Def NY GIANTS DEFENSE NYG 0 Def MINNESOTA DEFENSE MIN 0
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Starter Points = 13 Starter Points = 23
2. RaggedyAssRangers 4. The Generals
Rob Miller & Becky Baird Tim Johnson & Tracy Johnson
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QB: YOUNG,STEVE SF 19 QB: O'DONNELL,NEIL CIN 3
RB: DILLON,COREY CIN 6 RB: HEARST,GARRISON SF 0
RB: ENIS,CURTIS CHI 0 RB: SANDERS,BARRY DET 6
WR: JACKSON,MICHAEL BAL 0 WR: BROOKS,ROBERT GB 0
WR: PICKENS,CARL CIN 0 WR: CALLOWAY,CHRIS NYG 6
TE: MCGEE,TONY CIN 0 WR: SCOTT,DARNAY CIN 0
K : ELAM,JASON DEN 0 K : VINATIERI,ADAM NE 2
Def PITTSBURGH DEFENSE PIT 0 Def TAMPA BAY DEFENSE TB 0
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Starter Points = 25 Starter Points = 17
6. Playa Haters 5. Team Punchey
Chris Deglow & Gerald Stephens Lionel Purcell
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QB: MCNAIR,STEVE TEN 9 QB: LEAF,RYAN SD 0
RB: HOLMES,PRIEST BAL 0 RB: ALLEN,TERRY WAS 6
RB: SMITH,EMMITT DAL 0 RB: MEANS,NATRONE SD 6
WR: JOHNSON,KEYSHAWN NYJ 0 WR: CARTER,CRIS MIN 6
WR: MOSS,RANDY MIN 0 WR: MOORE,HERMAN DET 0
WR: SMITH,JIMMY JAX 0 WR: SANDERS,FRANK ARI 0
K : ANDERSEN,MORTEN ATL 7 K : HANSON,JASON DET 9
Def SAN FRAN DEFENSE SF 0 Def NY JETS DEFENSE NYJ 0
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Starter Points = 16 Starter Points = 27
9. Kash's Coronas 7. Super Susan's Slayers
Jon Kash Susan Ferguson
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QB: FAVRE,BRETT GB 6 QB: CHANDLER,CHRIS ATL 3
RB: DUNN,WARRICK TB 0 RB: EDWARDS,ROBERT NE 6
RB: GEORGE,EDDIE TEN 0 RB: SMITH,ANTOWAIN BUF 0
WR: LEWIS,JERMAINE BAL 0 WR: FREEMAN,ANTONIO GB 12
WR: SMITH,ROD DEN 0 WR: MCCARDELL,KEENAN JAX 0
WR: THIGPEN,YANCEY TEN 0 WR: RICE,JERRY SF 2
K : WILKINS,JEFF STL 0 K : CUNNINGHAM,RICHIE DAL 6
Def GREEN BAY DEFENSE GB 0 Def NEW ENGLAND DEFENSE NE 0
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Starter Points = 6 Starter Points = 29
8. The Wahoos 10. Seawolves
Patrick Craig David Spoelker
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QB: CUNNINGHAM,RANDALL MIN 6 QB: BRUNELL,MARK JAX 0
RB: ANDERSON,JAMAL ATL 6 RB: ABDUL-JABBAR,KARIM MIA 0
RB: STALEY,DUCE PHI 0 FB: ALSTOTT,MIKE TB 0
WR: GLENN,TERRY NE 0 WR: BRUCE,ISAAC STL 0
WR: JOHNSON,CHARLES PIT 6 WR: CHREBET,WAYNE NYJ 0
WR: REED,JAKE MIN 0 WR: STOKES,J.J. SF 6
K : ANDERSON,GARY MIN 11 K : RICHEY,WADE SF 8
Def DENVER DEFENSE DEN 0 Def KANSAS CITY DEFENSE KC 0
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Starter Points = 29 Starter Points = 14