Scoring Breakdown
It Has Been Done! Coronas Beaten! After squeaking by with some low point outputs, the Fingers put up real points and hand the Coronas their first defeat. The Fingers talked the smack, then walked the down. Give the Fingers their props, they use the win to vault into first place in the South Park Division. In other action, Punch posts 40 once again (and moves within 2 points of the Coronas total output) and majorly spanks the faltering Generals. The Gunmen break their losing streak at the expense of the AssRangers. This drops the Rangers to 0-7 and the leading candidates for the #1 overall pick. The Haters take one from the Sharks even without a score from Randy Moss. Finally, the Wahoos fall again, even after trading for a real QB, to the Slayers. The Slayers seem to find points from somewhere just about every week. The Wahoos onfield problems are quickly being overshadowed by their off the field troubles. Word from Chris Mortensen of ESPN is that the league office is considering suspending one half of the Wahoolunteers ownership and placing control of the team with the more sensitive, less intoxicated junior partner. But that's only unconfirmed speculation at this point.
2. RaggedyAssRangers
Rob Miller & Becky Baird
QB: AIKMAN,TROY DAL 12
RB: ABDUL-JABBAR,KARIM MIA 0
RB: LANE,FRED CAR 0
WR: CHREBET,WAYNE NYJ 0
WR: HAKIM,AZ-ZAHIR STL 0
WR: RICE,JERRY SF 0
K : CUNNINGHAM,RICHIE DAL 8
Def: ATLANTA DEFENSE ATL 0
Starter Points = 20
1. The Lone Gunmen
David Ferguson
QB: FAVRE,BRETT GB 9
RB: JOHNSON,J.J. MIA 6
RB: SMITH,EMMITT DAL 6
WR: JOHNSON,KEVIN CLE 0
WR: OWENS,TERRELL SF 0
TE: ALEXANDER,STEPHEN WAS 0
K : LONGWELL,RYAN GB 7
Def: TAMPA BAY DEFENSE TB 0
Starter Points = 28
3. Brian's Badfingers
Brain New
QB: GEORGE,JEFF MIN 9
RB: DAVIS,STEPHEN WAS 0
RB: FAULK,MARSHALL STL 6
WR: HOLT,TORRY STL 0
WR: ISMAIL,RAGHIB DAL 6
WR: MCDUFFIE,O.J. MIA 0
K : ELAM,JASON DEN 11
Def: SEATTLE DEFENSE SEA 0
Starter Points = 32
9. Kash's Coronas
Jon Kash & Andrea Kash
QB: MANNING,PEYTON IND 6
RB: COLLINS,CECIL MIA 0
RB: WATTERS,RICKY SEA 0
WR: HARRISON,MARVIN IND 6
WR: MARTIN,TONY MIA 0
TE: COATES,BEN NE 0
K : MARE,OLINDO MIA 10
Def: JACKSONVILLE DEFENSE JAX 0
Starter Points = 22
4. The Generals
Tim Johnson & Tracy Johnson
QB: BLEDSOE,DREW NE 0
RB: HANSPARD,BYRON ATL 0
RB: RIVERS,RON DET 0
WR: ALEXANDER,DERRICK KC 0
WR: MCCAFFREY,ED DEN 0
WR: WESTBROOK,MICHAEL WAS 0
K : VINATIERI,ADAM NE 6
Def: NEW ORLEANS DEFENSE NO 0
Starter Points = 6
5. Team Punchey
Lionel Purcell
QB: STEWART,KORDELL PIT 3
RB: BETTIS,JEROME PIT 0
RB: JAMES,EDGERRIN IND 12
WR: BRUCE,ISAAC STL 6
WR: CARTER,CRIS MIN 6
WR: MATHIS,TERANCE ATL 6
K : VANDERJAGT,MIKE IND 7
Def: OAKLAND DEFENSE OAK 0
Starter Points = 40
8. The Wahoos
Patrick Craig & Kathryn Jarvis
QB: WARNER,KURT STL 9
RB: HOARD,LEROY MIN 6
RB: WHEATLEY,TYRONE OAK 0
WR: PICKENS,CARL CIN 0
WR: REED,JAKE MIN 0
TE: DUDLEY,RICKEY OAK 0
K : DELGRECO,AL TEN 0
Def: MINNESOTA DEFENSE MIN 0
Starter Points = 15
7. Super Susan's Slayers
Susan Ferguson
QB: FLUTIE,DOUG BUF 6
RB: BIAKABUTUKA,TIM CAR 0
RB: LEVENS,DORSEY GB 6
WR: FREEMAN,ANTONIO GB 6
WR: GLENN,TERRY NE 0
WR: TOOMER,AMANI NYG 6
K : KASAY,JOHN CAR 9
Def: NEW ENGLAND DEFENSE NE 0
Starter Points = 33
10. Tigersharks
David Spoelker
QB: BEUERLEIN,STEVE CAR 0
RB: SMITH,ANTOWAIN BUF 0
FB: ALSTOTT,MIKE TB 0
WR: JOHNSON,KEYSHAWN NYJ 0
WR: MUHAMMAD,MUHSIN CAR 0
TE: WALLS,WESLEY CAR 0
K : ANDERSON,GARY MIN 8
Def: MIAMI DEFENSE MIA 0
Starter Points = 8
6. Playa Haters
Chris Deglow & Gerald Stephens
QB: JOHNSON,BRAD WAS 6
RB: DILLON,COREY CIN 0
RB: MARTIN,CURTIS NYJ 0
WR: BROWN,TIM OAK 6
WR: MOSS,RANDY MIN 0
TE: LAFLEUR,DAVID DAL 6
K : CHRISTIE,STEVE BUF 4
Def: GREEN BAY DEFENSE GB 0
Starter Points = 22

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